United States Navy

The worlds finest Navy, comprised of ships to transport Marines to the middle of nowhere to kill men women and children who are widely untrained, planes to bomb shit so the marines can walk into the smoldering crater and act like they actually did something useful like they used to a hundred years ago, and land based forces to keep retard marines from getting blown up by IEDs or dying from extreme mental retardation while they act like they've ever done something.
A branch of the military that goes out to sea in large vessels where they could all die together without having the chance to scatter like hollywood marines.

"I hate the Marine Corps. I never do anything but get fucked over. I should have joined the real UNITED STATES NAVY instead of trying to imitate the Army"

"The Marine Corps is the retarded afterbirth of the UNITED STATES NAVY"

"The UNITED STATES NAVY does awesome shit that is actually useful."

by HungryFlapJackDude April 17, 2010

skate nerd

A skater that is so obsessed with skateboarding he eats, breaths, and sleeps skating As By downloading Podcasts, video and rating other skaters on who they skate.

You look up skateboard videos on youtube. Your such a skate nerd

by Urban Fro Ninja November 18, 2007

skateboarding

A code word used for porn when surrounded by people who you don't want to know what your talking about.

Hey did you watch the amateur skateboarding last night?" "Yeah dude did you see the female? She was going up and down that ramp (penis) really fast like a pro!

by Predictable the penguin November 12, 2010

skater

a bunch of fucking pricks that think their cool cuz they smoke weed and can do tricks on a piece of fucking wood with wheels if u ask me they should all gown some fucking balls and ride bmx cuz its the only sport that real man do that aren't afraid to brake bones or get more then 3 feet of air off a fuck jump....

if ur a skater ur part of the fakest fucking sport ever made up

by bmx-4-life August 8, 2011

skater

Really chills guys who are happy to teach new tricks to beginners (unlike fat freestyle bmxers) and are really nice dudes. They don't skate to get chicks or friends but for the right reasons.

guy: Wow! that guy is awesome and really chills and rides a skateboard... A TRUE skater

by skater platypus October 13, 2011

skater hair

When a guy has long hair and looks like a skater. Usually gets all the girls with it.

Hey you see that guy, I love his skater hair. I wanna touch it.

by Cute skater December 31, 2013

xl Skater lx

A person that says safety way too often and nuts in his cat and gets fat also Canadian eh?

Stop being a xl Skater lx

by SmellWatDeWockIsWookin' June 8, 2018