ashlee simpson

One who can't sing. One who blames non talent on others. One who is booed before performance, and off the stage at the Orange Bowl. Also, a failure worthy of their own petition online demise.
www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

See also; Milli Vanilli, Failure, Fugly

www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

by Eric Smithson January 30, 2005

Simsim

A nickname for Simran, but a special one. A person who is incredibly majestic and cannot be described by mere words. People aspire to be her, due to her incredible personality with high morals. She makes everyone around them smile, and she is quite mischievous and can be annoying at times, however, her niceness outweighs all that. If you have a Simsim in your life, you are incredibly lucky, and you have a friend who is 1 in a gazillion. She is sometimes not shown the respect she deserves, which is a shame. But you should always respect a simsim and acknowledge her.

Damn, look at the amazing simsim there!

by DigiMonkey(•◡•) August 10, 2018

simple man

A man who likes life simple. Wants one girl in his life, a few friends, a happy family, but can never have it. Hates essays, book reports, debates, calculus, some women, basically anything too complicated. He has already persevered, he just wants to chill with chill music with a chilled beverage on a chilly afternoon, watching the sunset. Wishes life wasn't complicated. He is most likely a libertarian.

"Yo, wtf is wrong with you? If everyone can do this, can't you?"
"Sorry bro, I'm just a simple man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff."

by ferociousbanana September 30, 2020

Simona

Simona is a beautiful girl, the prettiest actually, who is caring, thoughtful, who is super understanding and will be there for you always, she is friendly and there are unlimited ways to describe, if you find yourself a Simona, then you better love, cause you'll regret it.

Simona is mine

by Yayayyay628 February 12, 2021

Grandpa Simpson

Homer's dad on the Simpsons...he is very pathetic because he forgets everything, his family always forgets about him and leave him at the depressing rest home all day...fell in love with the worlds oldest woman, but it didnt work out...has a lot of weird medication that makes him go crazy...his real name is Abraham J. Simpson...

The swedish are coming! The swedish are coming!

by waAGhA! March 16, 2005

Shelia Simon Beer

A type of beer that is commonly consumed by hippies, or supporters of the democratic candidate, Shelia Simon.

I was the only one at the party drinking Budweiser, all the hippies were drinking Shelia Simon beer.

by D-DizzleCdale January 31, 2008

ashlee simpson face

A chick who would look good if her nose, eyes, and mouth were in proper proportion to each other.

"I'd of done her, but she had a fierce ashlee simpson face."

by T-Bone223 December 23, 2008