shower thought

Epiphanies you have that highlights oddity within a familiar

Today I had a shower thought:

If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.

And the entry level employees would be up on the 80th floor.

by Q8eris January 8, 2022

Eco Shower

A shower consisting of two or more people. It is usually a device that's used to legitimize having sex in the shower. Saving water has never been so fun.

Guy: That's so cool that you spend a summer in Japan saving dolphins. You know I'd be willing to take an Eco Shower with you if you'd want to save the environment a little more.

Girl: Ok! Anything to save the Earth!

by The Real Finkle March 4, 2012

shower lego

The little plastic covers from razors. They typically fall on the shower floor and result in excruciating pain when stepped on. Usually left for for the next person showering.

My wife left a shower Lego for me and now my foot is bleeding.

by rlyjames December 17, 2021

Frosty shower

When a girl squirts in sun zero conditions (Siberia) and as it gushed out it covers you in a slushy like consistency

I love it when my girlfriend gives me a frosty shower

by Frostydyl August 27, 2022

water shower

This is when a person, male or female, gives you a saliva shower in order to boost your cleanliness.

Man, I want a water shower from bob right now, wonder if he is hydrated enough to give one right now.

by SteveTHEEpineapple May 2, 2018

Shower chocolate

When you thought you bought Dove soap but you actually bought Dove chocolate but you use it anyway because you think it will make you smell good plus it works as a good shower snack.

I bought shower chocolate again.

Greg, you fucking idiot.

by CraftlyStrawberry February 15, 2017

Shower Boob

When one boob sags lower than the other after a shower, much like one of the testicles does. Shower Boob resembles the eyes of Sloth from The Goonies.

Guy to other Guy: Look! Brandi is getting out of the shower. Other Guy: She's hot, but what's going on with her boobs? Guy: Oh, it's just shower boob. Once she dries off, they'll go back to normal. Other Guy: Phew. I was a little afraid she had Sloth from The Goonies for a chest. Both Guys: (laughing)

by Bidemop June 29, 2017