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santa rage

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Where you go around slapping your ball sack till it turns red. Then you put a santa hat on and have angry sex with your girlfriend calling her "Mrs. Claus" as you dump your red sack of goodies.
Tim was slapping his ball sack getting it nice and red. He grabbed his santa hat and bent his girlfriend over and went full santa rage, screaming "Mrs. Claus" as he emptied his red ball sack inside her.
by Durrrrp69 December 15, 2017
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santa gift

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Commonly used meaning a present to kids from Santa Claus
What is the kids Santa gift this year?
by Brute01 December 15, 2017
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Santa’s syrup

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When a guy says hohoho before he cums on your hair.
Tim gave Megan Santa’s syrup last night. We heard him yell “hohoho”. When she came down stairs her hair was sticking up like Something About Mary!
by Bthot December 20, 2017
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Santa claus

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Other terms for inexistence
Hey! Santa Claus is fake. LOL
by Aloovn December 19, 2017
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Santa flaws

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1. When someone has issues with lying to kids.

2. Pessimist version of Santa Clause.
1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.

2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.
by HumaneAnimal April 21, 2018
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A man that breaks into your house during Christmas night. He has a red suit symbolizing the blood of the children that he killed. If you look at Santa claws then he will brutally be-head you.
Little bro: yay! Today’s Christmas. I want to spy on Santa.
Big bro: there’s an urban legend that if you look at Santa during the night he will kill you.

Little bro: dats BBSK.
Big bro: no he has a red suit that symbolizes the blood of the children and YOUR NEXT!
by Ahdhan February 1, 2018
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santalis

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A beautiful, amazing, but bipolar girl. She's only there for those whose there for her. And she never chases after anyone. She sometimes get's taken for granted but doesn't let that affect her or anything she wants to do in life.
Santalis is my sexy bipolar friend.
by Jamayra May 6, 2018
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