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Sand Baby 

When an illegal immigrant from Mexico runs to the border while pregnant and accidentally has a baby in the sand.
Person 1: "Is she from the US?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, I heard she's a sand baby."
Sand Baby by TheMasterOfBates June 29, 2011

angry sandals 

an expression of frustration; think sandals worn in Nordic spring while there is still traces of snow.
Sally: Did you remember to do your calc homework?
Tina: What homework?
Sally: The chapter review
Tina: Angry Sandals!
angry sandals by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Arabian Sand Dollar 

Waking up to a mans testicles placed upon each eye.
Dude I woke up to your sweaty arabian sand dollars on my eyes.

beads-n-sandals 

Adjective. A word used to describe an earthy, hippie-type person, or a person into yoga, crystals, or aromatherapy, vegans, people who drive VW buses, etc.
That girl is so beads-n-sandals that she doesn't even shave her armpits.
I thought he was really cool until he went all beads-n-sandals on me; so I left him at the Grateful Dead concert.
beads-n-sandals by Edna Durango February 14, 2007

coke and sandals

Living the LA lifestyle through the use of cocaine and sandals

A synonym of the Los Angeles Diet
The number one way to lose weight is coke and sandals.
When one has intercourse with a plus sized woman on a love sac
I sadsacked some bitch last night
SadSack by Telescope squad September 9, 2015