snorkle

the act of blowing air bubbles out of your nose while eating cunt.

I heard Gene snorkled that hoe Heather last night.

by SynicalCanadianBacon July 14, 2017

Snorkel

Snorkel (verb): (1) to snort when laughing; (2) to breath loudly and forcefully through ones nostrils, especially when laughing, thereby making a loud sound, similar to that of a boar or pig.

"I know that is a funny joke, but - eeuw, did you snorkel? That is so unbecoming !" or "The result of Rogerio's humorous quip was that Andre drew most of air in the drawing room up into his nasal cavity, so forcefully, that he emitted a most noisome vibration, similar to that of a boar on heat - which could best be described as a snorkel."

by jane_in_pain August 24, 2017

Spark-a-lark

A spark-a-lark is an alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka, club soda, and a splash of cranberry. It is a cheap, effective way to get drunk while allowing the user to maintain the belief that they are being healthy.

The spark-a-lark is fat free, gluten free, sodium free, and calorie free. It can be enjoyed by anyone, even those who don't enjoy vodka.

"SIX SPARK-A-LARKS PLEASE!!!!" - yelled at an unsuspecting bartender or waitress

"I forgot I don't like vodka, good thing I got a spark-a-lark"

"I need a drink, but I still need to workout later. Spark-a-larks it is!"

by LordBuns August 30, 2017

spark a woody

Means to light a blunt, since weed is often called tree and trees have wood.

Spark a Woody get a buzz like lightyear

by RottenPoop October 20, 2017

sparkarse

Someone who is really smart and switched-on about stuff - especially technology. Someone who can envision curious opportunities that other people don't see. Pretty much a genius who roars off and leaves people in the wake of their intellect...

"Hey, you know that Harry has just developed this out-of-left-field app that will make phone batteries last 10 times longer? Google have paid him about 200 mill..."

"Oh man, brilliant. That guy is such a sparkarse..!"

by bill cauliflower November 1, 2017

snorkle

you may think it's scuba gear, but it is also a snicker chortle chuckle.

the picture made me snorkle

by salty taco January 18, 2018

Sparked

The equialivalent of being buzzed/tipsy for smoking weed

Jasmine and Olivia have only took 3 hits of Matts’s blunt that being said, they are already feeling a little sparked!

by Flannie January 21, 2018