Bleaching Socks

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.

Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!

by d00wrag February 22, 2011

Sock Bottom

When on tour or traveling, you use the last pair of socks in your luggage and all the socks left are smelly.

Touring during the summer is the worst. I only made it to San Francisco before I hit sock bottom.

by 2020Logan July 21, 2011

Creamy Sock

A sock filled with any creamy substance, usually jizzum

This little nub was pissin me off so I gave him an old fashion beat down with a creamy sock.

by Nub698 August 26, 2011

Hobo Socks

Plastic bags worn in between one's socks and shoes to keep one's feet dry.

Person 1: "I need to walk from 69th street to Brooklyn, but I don't have any rain boots!"
Person 2: "You should just use hobo socks!"

by ProTip September 8, 2011

sock jammer

a fan of everyone's favorite british indie bedroom music artist Ricky Jamaraz

"I am a passionate sock jammer"

by tzu_ October 12, 2023

Sock-sniffer

Someone of pudding ethnic culture (mostly used as a slur.)

I can't deal with you today, sock-sniffer.

by PuddingSlurs April 16, 2023

sock a dome

To take a hit of nicotine normally taken of a vape

Aye bro lemme sock a dome real quick gotta get my head straight.

by berry macockener 425 January 9, 2023