phat shame

A phat shame is used to describe something that is upsetting or a misfortune that is especially big. Invented by Caitlin
"I'm alllergic to pickles"
"oh that's one phat shame"
by Caitlindudlyke November 02, 2017
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Shame Cup

A cup into which a person ejaculates and then consumes whilst crying.
Yo' ma like a Shame Cup!
by jayc33 December 13, 2023
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Shroud of shame

A towel draped over your head so people can't see your face while you lower yourself on a pontoon ladder into a lake or river to urinate.
Erica always wears a shroud of shame when she pees off of the pontoon.
by Kassethanon July 03, 2023
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Wipe of shame

When a guy masturbates without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant semen on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.
I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.
by Bigthickmanmeat February 21, 2018
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Shame Jerk

1. Masturbating with tranquillity until you finish, then you feel immediate shame for jerking off/ jerking in (if female)

2. Jerking off the something that gives you shame (Hentai, loli porn, BDSM)
Man 1: Hey dude, I think I had a Shame Jerk yesterday. Everything was going good until I finished and then I realized jerking off to loli porn is not ok!

Man 2: same thing happens to me when I bust, except I always feel shame for doing such a disgraceful act while looking at a picture of my sister
by Facts Rap December 19, 2021
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lane shaming

The act of, in your mind, shaming the vehicle in lane 3 of a 4-lane motorway (when there’s no other traffic) by overtaking them and immediately with no indication pulling in to lane 1. Whilst passing, give them the Look of Shame, the one that says “You can’t drive, you cockgibbon, and you’re probably in lane 3 because you have a third puffy nipple.”
- How was your drive to London?
- There was a right cockgibbon in a turquoise van, sat in lane 3, tweaking sommat.
- Did you give ‘em a decent Lane Shaming?
- Fam, I Lane Shamed ‘em to the n-th level of Hell… Aldershot.
by Dogburster November 20, 2023
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Splain-shame

The act of explaining facts to someone in an effort to get them to realize they are acting in a shameful manner. Often used to convince people to stop believing that others are deceived by their bullshit.
"Bobby had to splain-shame George into admitting that his girlfriend was indeed a hobag"
by Johnnyboy369 November 06, 2019
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