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SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped.
"Wow look at this meme!"
"SALTS"
"Hm okay."
by no >:( March 8, 2021
mugGet the SALTSmug.

salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
mugGet the salted his beardmug.

Salts

Smiled a little then stopped
(LOL and LMAO' s older more mature sibling)
Person 1: I accidentally licked my socks and threw the ice cream in the washing machine brooo
Person 2:...oh. Salts.
by dani.babe September 30, 2022
mugGet the Saltsmug.

Dick On Salt (DOS)

When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.
-What's up?
-Ah, nothing but did you hear that Jake has Dick On salt (DOS)
-What a soy boy
by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2021
mugGet the Dick On Salt (DOS)mug.

salt kiss

When you ejaculate into another’s mouth then kiss.
I blew in Leigh’s mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.
by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023
mugGet the salt kissmug.

We salt

A Jamaican term used when you end up in a bad situation/ when plans have been ruined.
Damn mayne we salt for Tuesday.
by cap77 August 14, 2021
mugGet the We saltmug.

jock salt

Dandruff on your ball sack and grundle area.
Damn these potatos taste like they were made with jock salt
by Youngsandwitch April 5, 2017
mugGet the jock saltmug.

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