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Richard’s Ascot

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze
Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”

“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”
by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021
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Richard

A man with dreams. A Richard looks like he is always having fun, like his life is perfectly fine. But he is working for his life behind the curtains. A Richard barely shares his personal problems to anyone, so if he shares them with you, you are one of the few people he trusts. Only certain people know that Richard is a lowkey loving person, because he doesn’t express it well. Richard is well-built and has a beautiful smile. His laugh is contagious and will make you smile too. Note: Richards are freaky and will take you on a rollercoaster of emotions.
Do you know a Richard?
Yeah, why?
Oh well, goodluck then I guess.
by lolsiapahayo November 23, 2021
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richard pounder

A very good looking male who has a very large asset for the ladies. His identity is a mystery. His favorite song is sexy can i. He likes mrs. Green. Her ass is nice and tits are big. He is best friends with jeffrey oliverio.
Richard pounder will pay you a visit is his favorite pickup line.
by Jumbo shrimp 69x3 September 16, 2017
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Richard

A man who's dead inside. Lives up to the name Dick. The kind of person even a mother cant love
You can tell that guys a Richard because he's eating alone. Dont be a Richard
by RichardKingofhatred August 12, 2025
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Richard Madgwick

The name you give someone with a really big cock.
"Have you seen Richard Madgwick's cock and/or balls?"
"How could I miss it?!"
by Imminent Tortoise January 24, 2022
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The Luke Richard

The act of licking fromunda cheese from the homies under the lunch table.
Hey, i’m going to give you a The Luke Richard.
by brett ricketts December 17, 2024
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