my chemical romance

A shitty band from New Jersey that create really awful, generic songs and that sound like every other band at the moment. Fronted by Gerard Way, who (as my friend so brilliantly put) sounds like he should shot.
Seriously, there's nothing special about them- the only reason they suddenly became 'cool' is because Gerard started to wear red eyeshadow around his eyes. Now every girl in the world is buying shitloads of red eyeshadow and smothering it down their faces while screaming "I'M NOT OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!" Before Gerard's whole I'm A Guy And I'm Wearing Eyeshadow Which Is Make Up barely anyone had heard of My Chemical Romance. Guys wearing eyeliner is just A Thing at the moment and as soon as it goes out of fashion, Gerard will stop wearing it. There's very few male bandpeople that actually wear make up because they like it and think it makes them look more attractive. Infact I can only think of one- Brian Molko.
So there you have it, just another person's opinion on My Chemcial fucking Romance.

A time that I don't know....
Gerard: "oh no one like's us, probably because we're crap, but maybe it's because I'm not wearing any make up like every other guy is at the moment!"
Other Band Member: "Gerard, I think it IS because we're cra-"
Gerard: "Right! I'm going to buy me some eyeshadow!"

A while later....

*on MTV* "I'm not oKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"

A Person Who Is Easily Brainwashed By Such Crap: "LIKE OMGZZZZZZ!!!! I LUV MCR!!!!!!! GERARD IS SO HOTT!!"

by Bethany July 6, 2005

my chemical romance

Incredibly poor emo group, fronted by Gerard Way, who seem to have captured the minds of defenceless emo kids, and have turned them away from real music to their own brand of whining crap such as Helena or Im Not OK.
They have unfortunatly become strangely popular, but dont let yourself believe this is due to a modicum of talent, oh no, its solely down to the way the band pander to the image of fashion that is currently held by the ever growing contingent of emo kids.

Metaller - "wow MCR suck cock dont they?"
Emo-kid - "take that back, Gerard Way is the greatest person ever!!"(bursts out crying)

"OMG, Gerard Way looks like someone tried to beat him to death with a shovel"
"Yeah, too bad they failed"

by Disturbedfan April 16, 2005

Roman law

Laws from Rome.

Those Savages use Roman law over in Alaska. They make Polar Bears fight in an arena.

by Roman Law March 8, 2017

romanero

A disease seen in 200 AD when ones penis would result in obtaining blood pustuals for several months.

The romanero on my penis looks like it's going to explode.

by Hayday77 November 27, 2016

Roman's mom

The biggest creature inside and a little bit of outside the universe.

If u can't see Roman's mom, u probably can't see at all, u fuk

by Mamix.Super January 17, 2018

Roman von Ungern-Sternberg

A man who freed Mongolia from Chinese occupation. He was a Buddhist and a very zealous one indeed. He was anti-communist. He did lots of good for Mongolia such as developing public transportation. Unfortunately, many have portrayed him in bad light.

That guy is just like Roman von Ungern-Sternberg.

by HappyExcitedTopTop_boy10000008 June 22, 2018

roman sucks dick at cup pong

this is the sum of this random kid named romans life. he cannot beat emma at gamepigeon cup pong for shit. maybe hes stoned, maybe hes buzzed. but even if hes sober, his abilities are limited.

roman: whats does urban dictionary say about “roman sucks dick at cup pong”

emma: im not sure but ill let u know

by emmarain106 October 21, 2018