Recess Rabbi

A boyish-man that partakes in daily observations of the elementary playground. Usually searching for a promising young lass, around the ripe age of 12. Commonly possesses numerous traits as that of a Jewish Rabbi or Catholic Priest, but does not engage in things of the sexual fancy. The recess rabbi usually waits for his prize to mature a few years, then attacks with a fury of jibberish and a hatchet.

Jared- Steve Irwin aint got shit on me, im one fineee ass recess rabbi.

Shelby- Recess rabbi? Could you please elaborate your remarkable forthcomings?

Jared- Well it all started out with the creation of a wonderful thing called a T.J.....

by Tess Tickler December 14, 2008

ribbit

the continual jabba from mtes who can't be told to shuddup!

his continual ribbit caused me to go completly insane - tiggr

by tiggr August 14, 2003

rabbiting

makeing out constantly

"every time i turn around you two are flipping rabbiting! get a room!"

by julietcapulet87 May 3, 2005

rabbits

dead in your front yard

mikes mom found a rabbit so mike pleasured it

by chris lonne April 6, 2003

rabbitual

adj. the manner in which religiously-minded humans piously and steadily outbreed their non-believing counterparts at a rate close to that of rabbits.

With suburban solemnity, our Mormon neighbors rabbitually produced their 9th offspring.

by theforemostdave September 14, 2013

rabbid dog

when a girl (or guy) give a guy head with mentos and coke in her mouth.

she gave him a rabbid dog. She said it was sooo gross! & veryy messy.

When she gave him a rabbid dog, coke, mentos & cum were everywhere!

by crazyychickk001 December 4, 2010

The Rabbi Gordon

A classic Freehold Brooklyn cocktail consisting of a pint glass filled with a double Jameson and ginger ale, a few swift dashes of angostura bitters, a squeezed lime for zesty pleasure, and two straws... a la faccia (to the face).

"Allow myself to Rabbi... myself." OR "Paging Dr. Gordon." OR "I'm about to fuck shit up with The Rabbi Gordon"

by Mike Ivers January 1, 2017