Pedding out

Pedophile-ing out.

Like lezzing out, but instead of lesbians, its pedophiles!

Me: I cleaned up all my food trash today haha. Now my room is sqeaky cleqn like the behind of a baby.

Friend: okay..

Me: Thats an actual saying btw im not pedding out

by fatshin August 17, 2025

Paddington Blair

A nickname for former UK Labour PM Tony Blair, who was in office 1997-2007 and was primarily notable for being a lapdog of then US president George W. Bush who led the nation into a pointless foreign war.

Paddington Blair just sent us to war in Iraq looking for weapons of mass destruction which simply do not exist?

More like weapons of mass distraction... it's an almost-unbearable insult to Paddington Bear, the beloved child's toy, to compare him to this fool and his pointless involvement of Great Britain in Operation Iraqi Liberation - an obvious war for OIL.

by bitchuck October 13, 2025

Puddin’ Cup

The women takes a massive shit. After doing so, she wipes back to front, filling her vagina with shit. At this point, the man eats it out like Bill Cosby.

Her: I have to take a massive shit.
Him: Boy I sure could go for a Puddin’ cup!

by VW.Ken December 9, 2025

Puddin’ Fingas

When your stanky ass fingers get dipped into a pudding a shot and you need to scoop it out. Can be a single puddin’ finga, a double puddin’ finga, or a triple. The shocker puddin’ finga is also acceptable.

Joey dipped her finga into the shot and had puddin’ fingas.

by Slimdickin December 19, 2025

pathetic paddington

someone who is so desperate to create a new phrase that they looked up P names on babynames.com so they could find a good name to describe someone being pathetic

wow you are studying on a friday night? you are such a pathetic paddington

you are really adding this phrase onto urbandictionary.com? you are such a pathetic paddington

by candy sanchez December 9, 2008

Booby Puddin

The Way A Girls Ample Natural Bosom Looks Like It Is Poured Into The Top Of Her Shirt, Usually A Corset Is Involved.Commonly Seen On Beer Wenches.

Did You See That Beer Wenches At Oktoberfest? Yeah, It Was Like A Booby Puddin Buffet.

by Kid Kracker May 6, 2009

Mississippi Puddin Punch

1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood

2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.

3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.

Because Joe had given Michelle the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.

Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.

by deaddognotizzy October 15, 2009