Puddle puppies

Dope whore tweaker slut meth hoe

Damn I'm out of dope and now the puddle puppies are gone

by Thaiceking August 14, 2022

Puppy poking

When you are too lazy to fuck the dog.

Harry: What is Tyler doing?
Joe: He's puppy poking. That guy is way too lazy to just fuck the dog.

by Macknoel November 20, 2009

Puppy

A stupid yet adorable creature that you constantly have to watch Feed and care for. This creature requires long walks Food and constant attention. They’re the best thing at first Until you have cleaned their shit off the carpet to many times. You can’t leave them outside for two seconds by them self or else they will either break the door bark really loud or destroy your yard. They have infinite energy . And will get the fuck on your nerves. So if you’re planning to get a dog don’t fucking do it

Kid- Dad can we get a puppy

Dad- fuck no because in the end who’s going to pay for his food and clean up his shit

Kid- Dad stop using the f word as a coma

by Badass204 September 25, 2019

Puppy Hugger

when your friend loves dogs. like has 50 dogs at home and treats all of them equally and asks for them every birthday and christmas. very cool

A: Yea my friends a real Puppy Hugger

B: what does that mean?

A: they love dogs

by Tesco_Meal_Deal November 4, 2022

Puzzles&Puppies

Similar to a coin star. When you put money in you get out a puzzle or a puppy!! 🐶🧩

stacy: I’m so bored

trey: do you want me to stop and get some puzzles&puppies for you on my way to the mall
stacy: YES! PLEASEEEE

by D.B thesaurus May 12, 2020

maximum puppis

Maximum puppis is where you take a big dump. Also known as a big crap.

Person 1: Dang I gotta go take a crap.

Person 2: A maximum puppis?

Person 1: What?

Person 2: A big crap?

Person 1: Oh. YEAH!!

by AWESOMENESS567 January 1, 2014

human puppy

A person who is into the bdsm pet play but generally plays as a puppy .

Hey clerk can I buy this collar , clerk: how old is ur dog , person: oh its for me im the human puppy

by Deadjockman April 3, 2021