A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
by Big_Sak March 20, 2008
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
When the hgs saw their family tapes, they all got peanut allergies.
Tyler went up into Angela’s HOH room after jc made a joke about Brett giving Angela a massage and asked Angela if she had peanut allergies.
Tyler went up into Angela’s HOH room after jc made a joke about Brett giving Angela a massage and asked Angela if she had peanut allergies.
by Hcfb0808 October 05, 2018
A stupid azz YouTuber who is so cringy that people puke put their souls and then snap back to reality.
by Adam baeuker September 06, 2017
While having anal sex in the doggy style position the man suddenly stops and yells “Hey!” As the receiving partner looks back to see what is going on the male partner smacks them in the face with peanut butter and resumes intercourse.
Dan: “Did you have fun last night? “
Crystal: “Yeah it was great, but I wasn’t expecting a peanut butter smack”
Crystal: “Yeah it was great, but I wasn’t expecting a peanut butter smack”
by RX1D August 16, 2021
by Andr4w August 30, 2015
very famous! doesn't love turtle food loves lettuce nd cabbage, have a cousin named bubbles(cat) nd a sister named midoriya(hamster) and a god sister named Willow(Guinea pig) and a god brother named oliver (cat), very energetic, loves sleeping on a humans lap, will dip on yo ass if u aint lookin, loves jumpin from high places, not a snappin turtle
"peanut the turtle is cooler then your family"
by zadetheknicker April 13, 2022