by UrLies May 30, 2021
Get the Well Actually mug.A Wellness Bitch is a phony person who is “passionate” about “holistic” health and wellness. Fat or thin, but all eating dis-ordered if they don’t have one of the FIVE official Eating Disorders, they regurgitate marketing talking points in a cultish manner so as to elevate their own sense of self and appear pure and ”good” while they binge on “bad” foods.
Kathy is such a wellness bitch, she won't go to Shake Shack because they don't have gluten free buns.
by Joan Breibart September 8, 2024
Get the Wellness Bitch mug.Alberto had been going at it for two days straight. He came home to get a quick bite before he met his friends before his gig on the night shift. As he was savoring the mac n cheese bites on his sofa he closed his eyes and awoke almost two hours later to a flurry of texts and missed calls. He giggled to himself in a restful manner, "well, that nappened..."
by von groovy September 11, 2024
Get the well, that nappened... mug.Is when this dryed up used and abuse blond lady that's had more wiener or sausage in her then hotdog buns have calles her gash the hunny pot but looks to be were a few hockey and soccer teams slammed it and ripped it wide open and banged it so hard it looks like a sparwood hunny well
When you see a vagin that's broken and beat up its called sparwood hunny well. She was givi g me a strip tease hey pretty lady I was hoping to see something nice but instead I saw the sparwood hunny well.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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A mythical creature said to exist but rarely encountered in the wild. Known for their ability to express emotions, articulate their thoughts, and clearly state when they’re mad at someone for weeks (unlike Drew).
A mythical creature said to exist but rarely encountered in the wild. Known for their ability to express emotions, articulate their thoughts, and clearly state when they’re mad at someone for weeks (unlike Drew).
by Adnarim R December 21, 2024
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Jax: I'm going to kill you for no reason.
Pomni: Well, it's possible.
Jax: I'm going to kill you for no reason.
Pomni: Well, it's possible.
by Palm Knee December 22, 2024
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