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Patricking

Lying about your age to get with younger girls.
He told me he was 12, he was really patricking.
by Michael mondiello March 31, 2022
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Read Patrick

Player. A person who messes with women to move up the corporate ladder. He works in the meat department because he can't keep his own in his pants.
Girl 1: Did you Read Patrick in the meat department? He really is staring me up like I'm a piece of meat.

Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.
by Derra April 1, 2022
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Patrickism

A religion where we pray to our lord and savior, Patrick. He has saved us from cancer and ebola, and is known for granting woman their ability to reproduce. If you have ever met Patrick, get on your knees and pray, because this is a once in a lifetime chance.
John: “Have you joined Patrickism yet?”
Bob: “Yeah man a while ago.”
John: “OH MY GOD IS THAT PATRICK???”
Bob: *starts sucking his dick*
by Juicymama56 April 6, 2022
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Patrick

Wassup Patrick?
by RatLeeIn April 20, 2022
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Patrick

Patrick is the most sexy guy on the planet and his beauty can hurt the blind eye. He is a loving person who makes a bad day much better. He is athletic, funny, kind, smart, and very handsome. If you meet a patrick do not let go of him or you’ll regret for the rest of your life.
Girl 1: “I want a smart handsome guy who will love me forever”

Girl 2: “So you want a Patrick!”
by Joe mama gaiii October 18, 2019
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Patrick

A boy that has a girlfriend at this point is wearing Air Force and black pants he is in 6th grade
Omg hey Patrick did you forget to wear green today
by Bawi min October 23, 2019
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Patrick

My name is Patrick and I get all the ladies WHOOOOOOO”
by Gmagg60 December 15, 2020
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