Nesan

The most amazing girl you'll ever meet. Totally love-able, Beautiful, Smart, Charming,Driven yet Family-oriented. Wise and Always has your back no matter what. She is a social butterfly about town. Very popular but selective and keeps it classy.
You'd be lucky to be friends with her.

Nesan is a keper.

Nesan is always there for me.

I want Nesan's dress

by Lauren429 November 30, 2011

Boring-ness

Boring person, place or thing. The state of being boring. For those who do not know what this is, imagine working in an office cubicle, staring at an Excel spreadsheet full of numbers and pivot tables and your job is to find the ONE number in the sheet that is missing the decimal. Drool slowly evaporates from your lips as you stare slightly teary eyed with your mouth slightly agape you are dimly aware of being in a mindset of between sleep and nausea and have a growing sense of a need to escape, but you can't. Your ass has gone numb from becoming Boring-ness.

While working in an accounting office of 100 poeple, all you can hear is the scratch of pencil and clackety clack of the keyboard, your mind slowly turns to mush as you become the embodiment of boring-ness.

by Food Science Geek Squared September 19, 2012

loch ness monster

My Step-Dad and Step-Brother's Penis'.

The reason why the dinosaurs are extinct. see also:
Loch Ness Monster
The Great Wall of China
The Equator
God

Dillon:"what are you up to tonight?"
Me:"not getting eaten by your schlong"

by Zak Hill May 7, 2008

Nestegg

When a man's penis is so small it doesn't extend farther then his pubic hair.

Dude, that guy's junk looks like a nestegg.

by Thedung August 26, 2012

nestople

A sex toy used by a woman.

Caroline stuck the nestople so far up her vagina.

by EdD Barcia July 14, 2005

-Ness

Word used inplace of describing a general situation, description, and/or over exaggerated drama.

It's all about the -Ness

by Alyssapoo October 7, 2006

Nesser

Someone from Cali or other beach region mainly on the west cost. They think they are cool just because there from there. In all reality they are big douche bag ass holes. They have no game when it comes to the ladies probably because they are infact like a lady with there girlish figure and bitchy ways.

1: did that guy just tell me to watch where I was going?

2: who that wimpy kid?

1: yea that guy.

2: oh don't worry about him he's just a nesser!

by JCtheFC February 3, 2010