Headie One

Big fat forehead

"Look at Headie One over there"

by Pyrexliving January 25, 2022

one view

to be narrow minded.

"that man only has one view."

by joel cheetham September 10, 2005

beach one

A turd that gets stuck on the dry part of the toilet bowl.

Mike: Why were you flushing so much? Did you just beach one?

by ghost towne July 3, 2021

messy one

"having" a shit, that creates a MESS in the 'tocks, requiring MANY MINUTES of sanitation (cleaning) work and MILES of "terlit" paper! taking MUCH MORE time to 'clean' than a "wipeless" shit !! the quickest , easiest (and most sensible) fixes are WATER !!
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)

if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!

always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )

let's GO doug !! -going to be a while ! , i just 'blew' a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!

by michael foolsley August 3, 2022

One Legg

To get it in; fuck

"I'd one legg the shit outta that bitch!"
"she got cakes, i'd one legg all night long"

by The_Greatness_Bitches December 4, 2009

One testicle

Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler has one testicle !

by xen_ August 7, 2021

one direction

5 british boys - sorry niall, 4 brit boys and one irish boy - who are very hot and talented. they are currently on an 18 month hiatus except the problem is it’s been 5 years. they are the only boys who can be so hot and fucking adorable at the same time and that combined with their accents makes me pregnant, im sure many other fans will agree

wow, one direction are so beautiful

by onedirectionisalifestyle November 6, 2021