forty wacks with a wet noodle

A term used to describe getting your ass kicked.

Yo this bitch ass nigga down the street got forty wacks with a with noodle. Word? Word.

by Frisko316 May 24, 2003

sex noodle

a sex noodle, often referred to as Bobbie, is very tasty, irresistible and goes well with sex muffins.

"lets fornicate" said the muffin to the noodle.

Sex Muffin: lets fornicate
Sex Noodle: Okay.

by Bobbie LOL January 31, 2007

Chicken Noodle Soup

Harlem dance made mainstream by DJ Webstar and Young B when they made the song "Chicken Noodle Soup"

Check out those peeps doin the chicken noodle soup.

by Whitehead76 October 10, 2006

noodleboobs

Jennifer
When your boobs are so small they are like noodles

Amanda: "NOODLEBOOBS!!"
Jennifer: "BELLYBANGERS!!!"

by Tomanda February 18, 2003

Wet Noodle

A period of stumbling after a boxer is stunned in a match.

Joe: Oh my, he is having some trouble in there, he can't even stand straight. He's dancing around in that classic wet noodle fashion.

Teddy: Oh yeah Joe, and it's not al dente, it's really really wet noodles.

by MPprince September 2, 2009

Noodled

To spoon a cuckold after having sex with another man ensuring ample man juice 'noodles' onto him from the magicians sleeve in an effort to degrade and cause jealousy.

"The wife noodled me again last night Boris, I feel so shit and worthless"

by Turbo303 February 23, 2014

Nicky Noodle Monster

A mysterious monster who is unable to become erect so his noodle-like penis flaps around as he prays on bitties.

The cops found the wanted Nicky Noodle Monster at the elementary ballet recital.

by Okie Dokie The Koo Koo Guy August 4, 2007