Crack nap

When you think you overdosed on crack but you wake up and realize you were really just asleep.

“I can’t today because I’m going straight home to take a crack nap”

by Cracknaps4ever May 20, 2019

homeless nap

A nap that you take on the ground outside

I took a homeless nap on the grass at track practice.
I took a homeless nap on the beach.

by Gutburger March 26, 2024

nanny nap

nanny nap is like uhm taking nap yk rsndomly and not knowing u did I think yes fr

I took a nanny nap

by me Yesfr FR February 24, 2023

Mexican Nap

Taking a shit so righteous its considered giving anal birth; and then preceding to take a life changing hibernation session afterwards.

Has anyone seen Armando? He said he had to take a shit but its been a good hour.
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!

by ItzNotor1ous September 19, 2023

pepper nap

When your significant other makes jalapeño poppers and then jerks you off in your sleep without washing hands first.

My girlfriend gave me a pepper nap and I woke up thinking I realm needed to get tested.

by Lizborden October 23, 2015

Dirt Nap

The act of passing out drunk to the point were your buddies can't tell if you're dead or just snoozing. Dirt naps usually occur in Las Vegas where the beer flows like wine, and last longer than a regular nights rest. The term is normally utilized to denote the uncertainty of the person's return for the next day's festivities.

Hey, where's your buddy from the craps table last night? He was a riot! "He's out cold taking a dirt nap." will he be back? " I have no clue."

by LDS14 May 25, 2018

company napping

When someone steals products or people from one's company.

I hope he gets caught for company napping us!

by Mani ville April 15, 2019