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matt burt

pinching some weed with the intent of smoking it later; if the person matt-burting did not pay for the weed, they must smoke it with whomever purchased said matt-burted weed
"Don't matt burt that roach just so you can go smoke it and watch 'Pink Floyd: The Wall' and have a wank."
by GT 443 April 20, 2009
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Matt Party

A party whereby a man name Matt sits in a pet-hair covered recliner in a low-ceilinged and dingy family room, belching while watching reruns on tv-land -- the party starts when his neighbor begrudgingly comes over to demand his tool set back that was borrowed last easter and never used - the wife offers rudimentary snacks of stale pretzels and michelob lite. About this time Matt engages the neighbor in a long winded conversation discussing the politics of MASH. He never returns the tools.
Man, I went over to Jay's for a game of scrabble and beer - and it was the lamest Matt Party, down to the pretzels and Michelob.
by phluffhead83 January 18, 2010
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matt payne

Super loud and annoying, usually very disruptive and physically/ emotionally hurtful. Super faggy, and isn't a great friend at times, and likes old timey music
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matter of psychology (mop)

unfair competition in a spelling bee between Harold and Donata because Harold hears more voices in his head and can answer quicker.
You and me
in a spelling bee
moments of uncertainty
a matter of psychology (mop)
by Krkič October 8, 2020
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Matteo

Have you ever heard of Matteo??? Matteo is a name of a strong boy who's very smart. He's better than u! But shh don't be sad, im only telling the truth. bayy!!
Have you ever heard of Matteo??? Matteo is a name of a strong boy who's very smart. He's better than u! But shh don't be sad, im only telling the truth. bayy!
by They call me adi ;)) November 22, 2021
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Noah Matt

Lack of a soft surface used for celebrating points in Ultimate Frisbee. see also Tony Grabbe
I was gonna do a running dive after I scored, but then I realized that there was no ah, matt near the end zone.
by BMG-1 January 15, 2003
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major_matt

The pink skirt wearing monster! Feared by many, but loved by many!

He is the fine line between sexy and absolutely drop dead gorgeous.
by Al Gore August 18, 2003
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