dry moose

A white guy that recently just jerked off

Last night I had a dream that I was humped by a dry moose

by Eddieis420 January 26, 2017

killed a moose

To, in some way, smoke marijuana. Usually in the form of a joint.

1. My friends and i wanted to get high so we killed a moose.

by startedmoose May 24, 2007

Shootin the moose

The ultimate phrase that can be used to make any conversation sound dirtier than it really is.

Tom: So i went out to the club last night and got some tail
Linda: Yeah right, you were probably home shootin the moose.

Jim: So Bill, i saw you leave with Cindy last night.
Bill: Yeah, we went to my place and shot the moose.

Haley: Lady Gaga is so grody!
Jason: No! Everytime I see her i shoot the moose!

by The Wizard of Faz August 5, 2009

moosemunch

When a guy with an extremely large nose tries to go down on a girl, but just can't gain entry.

1) His nose is to blame for all of his moosemunch encounters.

2) Vicki got moosemunched when she asked her Iraqi boyfriend to eat her out.

by Maryjuana October 3, 2006

Moose Face

Sidney Crosby.

Because he has such an extended and wide nose, he looks like a moose. Therefore people call him moose face.

When a goal or a is shit, like one crosby would score, this is a mooseface goal

Wow, that was such a Moose Face Goal!

by Lemonslala April 4, 2009

moose

a big dumb ass that mooches off you, loves the soul pole, drinks all of your beer and then wants a ride home. example (Tim that lives in cincinnati)

That fucking moose drank my last beer.
That moose likes giving rusty trumbones for bus tokens.

by ricky323 May 12, 2006

moose piss

A name a fag gives to Coors Light

Why are you guys drinking that moose piss?
Dude, why are you drinking a wine cooler? fag

by Hungli_Kamoos March 24, 2006