Wet Mexican

The act of taking a dump and ejaculating at the same time. This can happen with a female partner or if one is lonely enough to try it themselves.

I heard Johnny got that bitch to say yes to a Wet Mexican!

by akaidk August 5, 2009

Mexican Avalanche

This takes place when you are enjoying felatio from your lover on the 2nd story or higher in a building. You pull out at money time, and fire a frozen rope of dick snot into her face, temporarily blinding her. At this time, your partner would be further incapacitated, so you could utilize this opportunity to smash a taco in her face, either hard or soft shell. (soft shell is suggested for long term relationships, hard shell for one-nighters). At that time, you inform her you'll walk her to the bathroom to clean up, at which point you throw her down the stairs and yell "Avalanche Amigos!!!"

Beatrice was being a bit of a pain in the butt yesterday, so after we came home from the bar and taco bell, I gave her a Mexican Avalanche. She should be back at work by next Thursday.

by Bunk-Bed Woody September 19, 2009

mexican hangover

after a night of heavy drinking, eating, etc., the act of waking up the next morning and taking the most violent, earth-shattering dump, in which it sprays the walls of the crapper with the powerful force of a fire hose!!!

"oh man, i must have had like fifteen heinekens last night before we got those chili cheese dogs....uh-oh...i'll be right back...."

by clipper February 9, 2004

Mexican sack dance

This is a sexual act usually done by oneself. Ideally, it is done in a desert environment after eating spicy food yet can be done anywhere. After having a bowel movement, wipe some of the fecal matter over your testicles, then lie outside on your back with legs spread. The fecal matter will attract flies which shall land and 'dance' on your testicles thus causes a tingly or arousing sensation.

After I had some really spicy Mexican food, I wiped the other way once and speared my boys, then lied outside with my legs spread a little. The flies came right away and jumped all over it. They gave me the best Mexican Sack Dance ever.

by richcara September 26, 2010

mexigger

a mexican that tries to act black. (ie. fat joe) its like wigger except for mexicans.

there are like 1000 mexiggers at my school.

by biachbizzle October 10, 2004

mexican

Word used by ignorant people to refer to the Spanish language.

Slow down Jorge, I can't understand you when you speak mexican.

by Bumblebee Tuna July 19, 2008

Mexican Brown

Heroin from Mexico

"I hope Charlie didnt OD on that sketchy Mexican Brown"

by Tedjenkinns February 19, 2009