Tacky, shitty metal that stretches numerous subgenres of metal. It's been overplayed too much and is only liked by people with deplorable taste in metal. They claim the bands are among the greatest in metal, but realize that their taste is too noobish to be acceptable.
Dragonforce, Avenged Sevenfold, post-Black Album Metallica, Blessthefall, all screamo, Bullet for my Valentine and the like are all perfect examples of noob metal.
by Nithron June 27, 2008
Get the noob metal mug.True metal, is something "True Metalheads" use as an argument against what they consider "False metal." usually false metal is Nu-metal or anything with core. because it isn't as "heavy," or "brutal," as the godly genres that we know as Thrash, Black, and Death metal.
True metal only consists of Metallica, Exodus, Megadeth, Anthrax, Slayer, Deicide, Cannibal Corpse, Morbid Angel, Immortal, Mayhem, Iron maiden, Black Sabbath, etc.
False metal or Nu-metal/Metalcore/Deathcore consists of totes fake bands such as Slipknot, KoRn, Staind, Limp Bizkit, Killswitch Engage, Bring Me The Horizon, Chelsea Grin, Despised Icon, Suicide Silence, Whitechapel, As Blood Runs Black, Etc.
If you dare defend any of the bands labeled "False metal" prepare to be bombarded with death threats from "True Metalheads" or People sending you fucking Number of the beast 20,000 times
True metal only consists of Metallica, Exodus, Megadeth, Anthrax, Slayer, Deicide, Cannibal Corpse, Morbid Angel, Immortal, Mayhem, Iron maiden, Black Sabbath, etc.
False metal or Nu-metal/Metalcore/Deathcore consists of totes fake bands such as Slipknot, KoRn, Staind, Limp Bizkit, Killswitch Engage, Bring Me The Horizon, Chelsea Grin, Despised Icon, Suicide Silence, Whitechapel, As Blood Runs Black, Etc.
If you dare defend any of the bands labeled "False metal" prepare to be bombarded with death threats from "True Metalheads" or People sending you fucking Number of the beast 20,000 times
Tom: ZOMG WHITECHAPLE IS NOT REEL METUL
John: Umm, i would disagree
Tom: ZOMG U R A METUL POSR! WHITECHAPLE IS A DISGRICE 2 METUL!!!
John: Oh Explain how they are a Disgrace
Tom: BECUZ DEY SKREEM! METULS IS WAY BETTR DEN SKREEMING!"
John: So what if they scream, that doesn't mean they aren't metal
Tom: ZOMG AL NOMETUL, METULCOR, N DEFCOR R NOT METUL! METALIKA 4 LIEF!
John: Yeah whatever go listen to your "True Metal" *Turns on a Deathcore playlist*
John: Umm, i would disagree
Tom: ZOMG U R A METUL POSR! WHITECHAPLE IS A DISGRICE 2 METUL!!!
John: Oh Explain how they are a Disgrace
Tom: BECUZ DEY SKREEM! METULS IS WAY BETTR DEN SKREEMING!"
John: So what if they scream, that doesn't mean they aren't metal
Tom: ZOMG AL NOMETUL, METULCOR, N DEFCOR R NOT METUL! METALIKA 4 LIEF!
John: Yeah whatever go listen to your "True Metal" *Turns on a Deathcore playlist*
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Although it seems in many places Death metal is a simply brutal primitive form of music, dealing with gore and satan and what not. There IS a form of it highly intelligent, and insanely technical. The Death Metal Bands from Quebec/Canada. This hermetic genre comprises the like of Cryptopsy, Martyr, Neuraxis, Quo Vadis, Gorguts, Spasm, Kataklysm, Unhuman (VERY undergrounds band, extreme technical death/grind), Disembarkation (also very underground, very progressive and technical, which all have the main quality of hyperblast-beats, complex brutal and technical riffing, and surprisingly very little refference to gore and the likes (with certain exceptions). Main themes lie in human psyche, self-developement, emotions, life and even some metaphysics. Others are pure reject of religion and anything conformising.
Well worth a listen to anyone not initiated to this incredible genre of music.
Well worth a listen to anyone not initiated to this incredible genre of music.
Cryptopsy follow Cannibal Corpse, yet push the limit farther by being more brutal and far more technical, not to mention having less pointless lyrics for the most part.
by nil_gnosis April 27, 2004
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tom: well, did you hear about that new metal gear game coming out for the psp? he himself said he considers it mgs5
tim: whoa really? why psp?
tom: he said he wanted to give his team a "challenge", and im positive it's not gonna suck
tim: wow, finally a good game for psp
tom: well, did you hear about that new metal gear game coming out for the psp? he himself said he considers it mgs5
tim: whoa really? why psp?
tom: he said he wanted to give his team a "challenge", and im positive it's not gonna suck
tim: wow, finally a good game for psp
by sortaDAMAGED March 4, 2010
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Uses the music of Satan to defeat his purpose.
Pwns noobs.
Uses the music of Satan to defeat his purpose.
Pwns noobs.
"Have you heard the new Becoming the Archetype? They kick ass. Oh wait, they're not talking about eating babies, I can't listen anymore. Dadgum that gosh darned Christian Death Metal."
by dekken February 20, 2007
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daym she got tittys like WHOA.
she got bangs like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
she is a hawt spiceyyyyy mommaa with a booming jiggle in the trunk ;)
by schiddywiddy April 9, 2010
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by Gunboy March 20, 2004
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