martinize

What happens when a big, hairy man beats the shit out of you until it hurts so bad you kill yourself.

Andy: Dude, when I was playing football I was going to sack the quarterback and got martinized. The coach had to take me out back and kill me. Terry: Dude, that was me!

by Terry R. Martin July 6, 2006

Martin

Usually a pedo

You see that white van?, theres probably a Martin in it

by Spaceduck88 April 23, 2019

The Dirty Martini

Preforming doggy style sex when the top partner licks their thumb and slide it into the bottom partners anus.

Jane: I am so sore from last night.
Marry: Clyde must have a real big member.
Jane: Not really, he just gave me the Dirty Martini for 30 minutes.

by The Golden Bee February 28, 2010

dirty martinez

The act of anal intercourse while a woman is on her period, using menstrual fluids as lubrication. (Withdrawal followed by oral sex is optional)

Shit, mang. Tina was on her period, so I gave her a Dirty Martinez, no? Jajaja!

by Paul Bluffington July 28, 2008

Martin luther king

Expression of frustration, surprise, anger or pain. Similar to Jesus Christ. Often modified with a "fucking" between any or all of the words.

1) Martin Luther King, that's hot!
2) Martin-fucking-Luther King!

by Daigoro July 31, 2006

martini

a fancy glass of water with an olive in it.

Billy: I think I may be drunk... I drank too many martinis.
Bob: How can you get drunk off of water and an olive in a fancy glass?

by unicornhugger April 4, 2011

Martinez Twins

A knock off of the Dolan Twins and copy many of their photos on Instagram

Little girl: Oh my god the Martinez Twins are so hot!
Person: They’re pieces of shit

by Dolansareminebitch October 29, 2017