Your mom's credit card 

Something you can steal to buy V-Bucks

Bob: I'm better than you at Fortnite! Ha!
Dan: But I have your mom's credit card

Bob: *deletes Fortnite*

Your mom's credit card by Tiny Chungus January 30, 2019

Pot Mom 

A "Pot Mom' is a college educated wife who smokes pot a few times a month and makes a nice living. The Pot Mom always gets along with her husband's exes and or multiple Baby Mama's. The Pot Mom also takes care of her husband's children from a previous relationship(s). A Pot Mom is widely coveted by some men, since the Pot Mom is generally selfless and caring. The Pot Mom's in-laws can't even figure out why she is in her situation, considering there are far better life options.

Wayne doesn't make much money, but he has a Pot Mom to take care of everything while he plays Xbox.

Pot Mom by Big Oregon October 21, 2012

Hispanic mom 

They never let you go on a sleepover so don't even bother asking a person with a Hispanic mother. They get mad at you for having one pair of socks on the floor or for having a cup in your room. And they also don't let you go out so don't ask if we can go out either.

Daughter: Mami puedo irme con mis amigas a el Parke.
Hispanic mom: no
Daughter: Porque?
Hispanic mom: Porque no

Hispanic mom by Green Kiwi February 17, 2020

flush your mom 

When someone falsely claims he has a flush in card games like Texas Hold'em or Omaha, you can say this to his face.

A flush is when you have 5 cards of the same suit. Not 4.

And no, 5 red cards with diamonds mixed with hearts don't make a flush.

"What chu got?"
"I got a flush.(show hand)"
"Flush your mom! You only have 4 diamonds you dumbass."

flush your mom by Kevin Ju-ann May 16, 2021

shock your mom 

an epic party mentioned in playboy magazine hosted by the kenyon lords and ladies swim teams. a party in which party goers dress in obscene costumes that would "shock their moms"

"dude what are you going to be for shock your mom?"
"dude i think i'm gonna a girl from that anime cartoon sailor moon!"
"dude thats awesome that would really shock your mom"

shock your mom by dipsetty January 25, 2009

Ur mom gay 

No u

Ur mom gay is the most devastating insult.if someone says this to you,you might as well jump off a bridge

Ur mom gay by r a i n May 23, 2018

Pixar Mom 

a mom from a pixar movie that has a very curvy body

"Wow you're built like a pixar mom!"

Pixar Mom by abbylol September 1, 2021