mexican meat hat

when a ladys legs are pulled apart an her vagina is pull over your head like a hat ear to ear

this girl ate me with that mexican meat hat

by dimebag04 June 11, 2011

salty meatball

When a guy soaks his dick in tomato sauce and then jizzes in a girls mouth

We wanted to spice up our sex life so I covered my dick with some special sauce and gave my girl a salty meatball

by Kardashion16673838363627/ November 15, 2013

scottish meat pie

During sex, accidentally disgorging one's bowels onto your partner - usually following anal stimulation

She was looking forward to an amorous experience with her new boyfriend and instead ended up the recipient of a Scottish meat pie.

by Rev Diet August 17, 2016

Reverse meat necklace

A home-made necklace made of meat worn around ones neck, hanging to their back, in order to entice a canine to mount and have intercouse with the wearer.

Katie really is sick, she wears reverse meat necklaces to get the dogs to have their way with her!

by Rmn1234 September 18, 2016

Lady meat

Slang for a woman's vagina

He licked my lady meat to get me ready for sex.

by Big_Vizzle June 28, 2017

Lebanese Meat Pie

A Lebanese Meat Pie is when you are having sex underneath the bed covers and end up with explosive diarrhea that you leave to clean up until the fallowing day.

"I shouldn't have had that Chipotle burrito and tequila shots last night; my girlfriend ended up with a Lebanese Meat Pie in her bed the next day!"

by DJ White Eagle August 24, 2017

dehydrated meat curtains

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...

Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.

by W.A.T.III May 29, 2018