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Madeline Low 

A short, Asian debater that is the least intimidating among people but filled with terrifying determination; one who somehow overcomes all the teams that they should be defeated by; a Sadie Eby
"Woah, Eby/Low just wrecked Crosby/Lo, I think they just pulled a Madeline Low. "
Madeline Low by Aspen8194 February 1, 2023
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high-five to the low-two 

A kick to the nuts. Refers to the five toes of the kicker's foot rising up to mash the two testicles of the recipient's ball-bag.
When my boss called me into the office to review my job performance, she said that if I'd spent more time working than reading Urban Dictionary, I'd still have a job on Monday. It was a real high-five to the low-two.

Monte Carlo [mohn-tay cah-low] 

Noun

1. Biscuit

2. Stress Relief

3. Popular party trick

4. A delicious and creamy biscuit forged in the deep mountains of the Himalayas. Believed to have cured cancer in many provinces, the Monte Carlo was a historic treat for many civilizations. The Monte Carlo had been transported via donkey in the late 1800's from the Himalayan mountains; most notably the Tibet region - to Munich, Germany. A man had over time on the long journey from both countries experienced an extremely sore anus ah-noos and had an idea to re-leave this pain. Thus the creaminess of the Monte Carlo was used as he placed it and several others of similiar size right up his anus anoos. As people witnessed his glorified facial expressions after delivering such a release of uncomfort, many people have associated the Monte Carlo with pain and stress relief and in other cases also strange pleasures.
"Michael, I am having a real hard time today." says man 1.

"Here enjoy a Monte Carlo mohn-tay cah-low to relieve you from that back pain". says man 2.

"You mean anus ah-noos pain!" says man1.

"Ah yes my bad." says man 2.

All Time Low 

THE BEST MUTHER EFFING BAND TO EVER EXIST. seriously though, they are amazing. their concerts are amazing! atl is comprised of four gorgeous men:
alex gaskarth, lead vocals and guitar
jack barakat, guitar
zack merrick, bass
rian dawson, drums
hey did you guys check out all time low? THEY ARE THE SICKEST BAND EVER!@#$%^&*()

(2) if you don't listen to all time low, you are the world's biggest douche bag!
All Time Low by allielovesatl! January 1, 2009

High-Speed, Low-Drag 

Adj.

1. A high quality, efficient way to do something, performed with exceptional speed, but still simple and streamlined.
e.g "Let me draw you a high-speed, low-drag picture of America... not to scale."
a song featuring Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz. one should feel embarrassed for actually dancing to this song for proving that no matter the lyrics, he/she will dance to anything if the beat is good.
"Get low get low get low get low"
"TO THA WINNDOOOOOOW, TO THA WAAAALLL! (to tha wall), to the sweat drop down my BALLZ"
"To how skeet skeet mothafuckaaaahhh!!"
Get low by liba-dioxide February 14, 2009