laurensexual

Someone who’s sexually attracted to Lauren Cohan.

Parents: What’s your sexuality

Me: No I’m laurensexual

by mentally_dating_katie_mcgrath August 26, 2021

laurense

A big hunk of a black snail that rolls in the depths of Adele's albums. he is vaguely proportional to the inverse of his love for your mum and her back scratches.

yo laurense. (implodes)

by Cockmuncehr223 November 24, 2021

Laurensexual

When you like lauren so much you basically become unable to be attracted to anyone else anymore.

Oh my god. Shes so fit and sexy i must be laurensexual.

by yummytummyfuckmymummy January 30, 2023

Lauren Standriff

Female born in 1982. Range includes Central-Northern region of North America with rare sitings further east and west. Has been seen with groups of younger members of her species for long periods at a time. Seems to have an affinity for guacamole and trucks.
Often seen in the company of a yellow dog/lobster.

1) Lauren Standriff was in my 5th grade science class.
2) Is it possible for Lauren Standriff to fly an airplane while blindfolded?
3) I once saw Lauren Standriff in the Jewel buying avocados and salsa.

by The Driff February 4, 2010

Lauren Hookway

The little girl with the huge heart,

this girl may be far from perfect and believe me she knows it, although sometimes she may act as a bit of a bitch, this is the one girl that will help you no matter what. This is the one girl you can trust with your life, she may not be the beautiful'est on the outside, but on the inside she's all gold.

Person1# who the fuck does she think she is?

Person 2# shes Lauren Hookway

by Earth. August 6, 2012

Lauren it

refers to important administrative tasks that are completed exceedingly late, causing excessive fees and stress

I forgot to renew my passport on time. I guess I will have to Lauren it.

by CanMerica September 4, 2012

LaurenceT.

A teenage girl who has green eyes and chesnut hair. She's really in love with One Direction. She is really short and her friends keep reminding her. She think british and Irish boys are the hottest. She also can't wait for Take Me Home to come out.

Person 1 : OMMGOGOMGMO ONE DIRECTION !

Person 2 : You're so LaurenceT.

by 1Dloverlt November 5, 2012