Helen Keller

When a fine young lady climbs on top of a guy's face while he is laying down (face up, of course), straddles him and rides him like bucking bronco as he eats her pussy. he is blinded by her tummy and/or her tits as she leans over him, deaf as her thighs grip his head tightly (over his ears) and dumb since he can't talk with her wet pussy in his mouth. The act is complete when she cums in his mouth...a good slap across the face as she climbs off can also be added for good measure.

He was acting up, getting all bossy...so I Helen Keller'd him and showed him who the fuck is in charge.

by Diamond Pony March 6, 2012

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hung like a killer whale

Used to describe someone with an unusually large penis or with one the size of a killer whale.

Whoa!, you're hung like a killer whale!

by dagz June 9, 2005

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Natural Born Killers

A no-honour Runescape clan. So NH that they kill RAW referres when it looks like they will lose. All their stats are gained through AFKing or macroing.

Frequently boast about their high pulls, but these usually consist of level 80s. Their only truly popular regular events are to RC pkill on PVP worlds.

I was trying to RC on world 65 but I got jumped by a load of nerds from Natural Born Killers. They got my glory, but then they have to share it between 10-20 lonely nerds.

Its a wonder NBK need warlords like The Buzz Hed when all they do is RC pkill.

by Assassin1300 April 22, 2009

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