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portal key

An atypical blotter of really good LSD (taken in sublingual fashion); pristine and delicate yet iridescently powerful is it's gravity to take on the machinations of the mind and surroundings ad infinitum and channel it into a force to be reckoned with by which opening up a portal to the forbidden garden to those that would partake in it's fruits of sunshine, wisdom, eternity and also lastly it being a most comforting sanctuary of insanity safe from the world for those that would like to take a vacation from eternal struggle and thus temporarily and essentially rid the user in life that takes such a key of the "brand of sacrifice" much like the protagonist character Guts in the anime and or manga series' Berserk, etc. whom bears it. There's usually a forecast for an electric blizzard of bubbles no less upon taking a portal key in the right setting; as per usual with such with a setting dependent key to other worlds much like the comforting magical insanity of the video game series Kingdom Hearts with the keyblade and hearts and whatever Kingdom hearts actually is. WTF is Kingdom Hearts anyway?! Anyways; portal keys.

Side effects: seeing colors and or visual disturbances that are dose and or setting dependent, experiencing real sunshine inside oneself, obtaining forbidden wisdom, experiencing eternity and or an absence of time present as a concept, feeling a logical and or an unknown feeling yet comforting insanity dependent on the experience of the portal key wielder, etc.
James: Hey Randy! We hold the power of Gods! Randy: I know man; these portal keys opened a portal to Nosgoth for us lil' vampires once more. Muahaha.
by Arcana_Cat December 13, 2023
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Keys without the E

A funny and intelligent thing to tell your teacher after they give you a F-, so they'll give you an A+.
Teacher: You got an F- on a test worth 75% of your grade. You'll have to retake this class.
You: Keys without the E.
Teacher: Oh my garlic! It turns out you are very intelligent and witty! Forget about your F-, here's an A+.
by Mr. Clean's side chick December 17, 2023
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KEI SI

means i’m dead in zopau! (“im dead” is used to express laughter)
kei= im, si=dead
someone: mama farted in class today and in smelt like eggs

u: HAHAHA KEI SI
by saratonin April 15, 2023
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Brown Key

Where one shits on a keyboard.
by Calern7 April 22, 2023
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G key

Ghost blocks bind, also known commonly as "g key" in the cheating hypixel skyblock community, is a cheat that allows its users to instantly make a air ghostblock(a block that looks like air in the client side) or in specific coordinates. This cheat is most commonly used in dungeons and can speed runs a lot, allowing users to "sudo stonk" faster and clip walls more easily and quickly.
Getting its nick name, of "g key" from one of the first ever skyblock specific cheat mods: hael9, that had ghost blocks bound to "g" as default
Legit player: did you g key this chest?
Cheater: no i used secret aura, its faster then g key
legit player : bruh
by fard meain December 4, 2022
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Key-board-king

A boy, turned to man only from the power of his key board. Mighty words from someone behind a screen. Yet in person is very silent as if the screen time never accursed.
Robert sanders is the key-board-king
by Top G three December 10, 2022
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cut keys

To move in and live together with someone.
"Hey Marion already asked me to cut keys with her but it only been 2 weeks."

"Man she tripping..."
by Am Twan December 14, 2022
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