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Vitamin Johnny

That sweet sweet white elixir shooting out of Johnny's tip that can cure all illnesses.
I was feeling under the weather, then I had a shot of Vitamin Johnny and I was good as new!
by Johnny's recipient November 28, 2024
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Johnny

1. An annoying person that exhibits elitist gamer mentality at the expense of common sense and social skills.

2. A person classified as a “Johnny” demonstrates the worst possible behavior and suffers from extreme mental retardation.
My friend from Canada is such a “Johnny” because he made a the mistake of purchasing Suicide Squad for full price and thinking it would be good.
by Chaos223 April 6, 2024
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Johnny 2 pump

the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less
Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”

Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”
by Squidbilly420@gmail.com March 18, 2024
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Johnny Simmons

a very hot actor who was born on november 28 1986 and is mostly known for its appearance in Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (Young Neil) and Jennifers Body (Chip Dove)
Yo bro do you know who Johnny Simmons is??
by vanessalovesparamore July 15, 2022
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Johnny

The person who I have in my basement
Johnny:pls let me go
Me:no🥺🥺🥺🥺🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
by I_like_frogs_:) February 20, 2022
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Johnny-Mary

A rude name Little Larley uses.
Hey Johnny-Mary.
by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019
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