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Jacob

A jacob is usually stubborn and only likes girl for what they can give on their body. They are fuckboys who will play you like you are a board game. Although jacobs are good looking and chill don't mistake that for a good thing. They use their looks to get with you. Don't date a jacob or you will end up heartbroken
person1- "hey didn't you date a jacob"
person2- "yeah but they ended up playing me"
by anonymousbby123 August 18, 2019
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Jacob

A Jacob is someone who calls himself jacoby and is crack head who you will love to hang out with
I like Jacob he is a deranged crackhead, serial killer
by people 35 December 4, 2019
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Jacobs Field

Similar to Cleveland, or Ohio. When in public and you want to tell somebody to check out some nice cleavage. Mention any of these words in the definition.
John: Hey Andy, have you been to Jacobs Field lately?

Andy: Yeah, I went there last week. After the rain delay I watched them take the tarp off of the field.
by Tommy Toolio May 18, 2005
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Jacob deGrom

Pitcher for the New York Mets. Arguably the best in the game right now, with a 2018 Cy Young, led the MLB with a 1.7 ERA had 269 Strikeouts, meanwhile the team was garbage around him, he had a 10-9 record .
In 2019 he had a 2.43 ERA, led the NL with 255 strikeouts and quite possibly be a back to back Cy Young winner. He had an 11-8 record

He also was the 2014 NL Rookie Of the Year. He’s on his way to Cooperstown
Guy 1: Who do you think is the best Pitcher in the League right now

Guy 2: Man, no one over the past 2 years has been more Dominant then Jacob deGrom. He’s the best right now
by C-McMoney October 25, 2019
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Jacob's Lighthouse

When, after a long night a drinking, a guy has intercourse with a girl and she has to stop to run to the bathroom and puke. While bent over the toilet puking the guys comes up from behind, gets on his knees, and starting banging her from behind. The whole time the guy looks around (like a lighthouse) because he knows it is so wrong.
I took that girl home last night and she was so drunk she kept puking in my bathroom. I didn't feel like waiting to finish so I went into the bathroom and gave her a Jacob's Lighthouse.
by Toodles777 December 11, 2012
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jacob tolson

an illiterate retard who gets beat up and wants to kill himself
Do you know jacob tolson? he's pretty homosexual
by yourhomosexualmother January 26, 2018
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jacob foxworthy

he's cool he juul hop in the pool lookin like a fool

he thicc a peice of sh!t but they know he lit
he stand up they sit he can be a real b!tch
yo digidy dog you got jacob foxworthy over there?
by diggidy/on/your/dog April 23, 2019
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