sleepy eyed jackson

When someone is asleep and another male whacks off and blows his load in the sleeping victims closed eyes. When victim wakes up he has a crusty substance in his eyes.

Dude, I think your dad gave me the sleepy eyed jackson last night.

sleepy eyed jackson by Jeff "Sloppy Joe" Lundquist December 29, 2003

samuel jackson 

1. One who takes after that of the "black Jesus."

2. The only African American male to be compared to Chuck Norris.
3. Beauty in the form of badass.
4. Often seen as the pinnacle of african strength and power.

1. OMG, its a bird, no its a plane, no its Samuel Jackson bitch.

samuel jackson by GAWG35 February 25, 2010

Samuel L Jackson 

A black actor who's appeared in just about every movie. Ever.

When in doubt, cast Samuel L. Jackson in a supporting or leading role.

Samuel L Jackson by little geek July 27, 2005

Janet Jackson 

Fine-ass woman who showed her titty at the superbowl. Made the halftime show not suck as it usually does, and also made up for the fact that the Panthers lost. Pissed off alot of annoying, pissy conservatives.

Damn that was nice. Conservatives really suck.

Janet Jackson by Ryan February 3, 2004

DeSean Jackson 

God's gift to wide receivers.

DeSean Jackson doesn't run, he spins the Earth with his feet.

Touchdown DeSean Jackson. <--- You'll hear that alot

DeSean Jackson by Holy Shit I Farted December 21, 2009

Michael Jackson'd 

When you realize someone is the most talented, sexiest, cutest, most caring, most misunderstood man on the planet and your heart is broken because you will never meet him

I just fell in love with a wonderful man I can never have – I’ve been Michael Jackson'd!

Michael Jackson'd by Moonbeamer One November 15, 2012

Adam Jackson 

A character who has a multiple-personality disorder named Amanda.....*shudder* and is on the show Criminal Minds. Played by the SEXY-BEAST!!!, Jackson Rathbone....hehe

The guy Adam Jackson looks creepy as hell when he changes into Amanda, wearing drag.

Adam Jackson by ZoeBree April 9, 2009