Italian Butthole

Where the blowjob is so sloppy wet. The spit leaks to your ass crack and slicks the hair back. Giving you an Italian Butthole.

This chick was slobbering so hard that it slicked the hair back on my cheeks and gave me an Italian Butthole.

by Professor NuNu December 6, 2022

Italian sweet and sour

When am italian man pulls out from anal sex with a black woman, and ejaculates on her woman fro.

I gave Toopassion the old italian sweet and sour last night after our first date.

by Dunnwrong61 June 28, 2025

italian boned

When you get shagged by an itlaian

Holy shit, when i went to italy my mom got seriously italian boned

by Mummybanger003 February 15, 2017

Italian Treadmill

Italian Treadmill is when you stop by the nearest supermarket to get an italian bread and a sixpack(beer) before pulling up to the pre-party.

sup bro, let's get an italian treadmill before we hit the bakken.

by Hørm n’ Øren September 11, 2020

Italian wetmop

A regal act worthy of the Caesars of Rome. This action involves not showering for a minimum period of 3 days. During this period, one's scrotum becomes a melting pot of sweat, oil, and vinegar. After the marinating process, the person approaches either a sleeping girlfriend or unsuspecting female and drops their wet sack directly onto the victim's eyes, with the asshole over the nose. The sleeper will awaken to a warm Italian howdy. Rustic with a touch of pink eye

Boyfriend: Good morning sweetness.
Girlfriend: OH gawd! What have you done to me?!
Boyfriend: The old Italian Wetmop girl! I'll drive you to the clinic

by Catsinthevents July 31, 2022

Italian Joint

A classic marijuana cigarette cut with oregano for that extra flavour.

Veronica loved oregano, so she would always make Italian joints.

by ZaitoUTAU September 3, 2019

iTalian

An Apple product disguising itself as a nationality inhabiting the country of iTaly, also an Apple-created fabrication. iTalians are really spaghetti-powered war machines programmed to kill anyone eating Hawaiian pizza on sight.

Benito Mussolini did not actually orchestrate any invasions. The iTalians had not been fully developed, and thus Mussolini was forced to make little people out of sticks.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023