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Greasy Italian Bastard

A smooth talking italian man who constantly lies through his teeth. Constantly lies about players injuries, roster spots, and the development of players.
John Calipari (UK’s mens basketball Coach) is a greasy Italian bastard.
by J.C.J January 25, 2022
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greasy italian rat

*at an Mcr concert*
OMG!!! THERE’S THE GREASY ITALIAN RAT!!! LOOK AT HIM!
by NôŒne May 18, 2022
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You don't even look Italian!

A diss used by the jersey shore meant to be a really bad insult. Because Jersey Shore people always try to think that they are Italian.
You are so bad at fist pumping, get a freaking life.

Shut up. You don't even look Italian!
by massieistheBLOCK January 19, 2011
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Franco-Italian

Interesting ethnical mix. Makes charming individuals who love elaborate food, fine arts, luxury Champagne, designer clothings, gorgeous women, tasteful interiors, transalpine red cars and oversized sunglasses.
Roman Catholics by education but only go to Chruch for Easter with their Grandmas. Sharp sense of self-derision, laugh about their so-called decadence.
Read political BS romans in cafés. Praize their families.
This guy named B who lives in Paris with his Boston girlfriend is a Franco-Italian bourgeois!
by Akaparer November 28, 2004
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Lebanese/Italian

These Lebanese/Italian kids dominate at video games. If you get ever challenge them they will always beat you. Always.
"Holy shit i just got 80,000 on Crazy Taxi, what now, bitch?"

"I just got 300,000, what now?"

"It's because you're Lebanese/Italian
by Pedo Bear13 December 18, 2008
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Spicy Italian Sausage

A Spicy Italian Sausage is when you try to get freaky with a girl so she offers a footjob, then proceeds to Indian Burn your dick with her feet.
Person A: "Dude why do you have a limp, did you get freaky last night? Haha"
Person B: "She offered a FJ and gave me Indian Burn in the process"
Person A: "hahaha dude, she gave you a Spicy Italian Sausage? That's what you get for trying to spice up your sex life"
by GlitterCupcakke420 September 28, 2019
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Spicy Italian

The act of giving fellatio after eating very spicy foods, thus transferring the burning sensation to the recipients member.
My girlfriend gave me a spicy italian last night, my dong burned for two hours afterward.
by While E. June 13, 2011
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