italian motherfucker

A nosy neighbor dat like to sleep alot and talk to ppl on da phone just ask da jerky boys...haha go look up jerky boys on a music source and download italian motherfucker

My friend you shut the fuck up you Italain Motherfucker!!!!!

by manie October 8, 2003

deep italian vagina

The act of accidentally posting inappropriate comments, memes, gifs or other written atrocities in a group chat.

Example: Did you see Chris accidentally post that Helen Keller Nude in the group chat for the hearing impared? He pulled a "Deep Italian Vagina."

Last night was another "Deep Italian Vagina" situation when that guy accidentally posted a meme of Mexicans being used as lawn furniture on the Hispanic Heritage Website.

by JT supreme May 31, 2017

Italian Kiss

When you are drinking straight from the wine bottle and slip it a little tongue.

Chad: Dude, am I seeing things or did Kaitlyn just tongue punch that wine bottle?
Brad: Yeah, she likes to make out with her wine bottles when she finishes them. She calls it an Italian kiss.
Chad: Had I had known! Been drinking wine all wrong for too long!

Brad: Dude, poetry. She'll probably let you get in on that action if you ask nicely.

by Garantula December 22, 2019

italian banker

A fine titty fuck with a rim job or tit dig and usually with anal completion.

Shit, she rim and titty you ass? You're one silky Italian Banker.

by Tony TBag October 26, 2007

italian job

when you jerk someone off using e.v.o.o. (extra-virgin olive oil)

Dude, I love dating a chef; this chick made me a kick-ass salad and then gave me the best italian job ever!!

by babymammadramacomma December 14, 2008

Italiano, Mike

You dont want to know... (retarded clone)

SWK (Star Wars Kid)

by John Heritage October 20, 2003

Italian Job

When an asshole in a Mini Cooper recklessly weaves between lanes on the highway at high speeds

I barely avoided an Italian Job today on the way to work. That asshole thought he was Mark Wahlberg.

by Mad@Minis April 11, 2010