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Cypress Lake High School

An A+ arts school, located in Fort Myers, Florida, Cypress predominately contains Center kids, druggies, ghettos, and the kids who represent their ~sadness and pain with their black clothing and anime drawings. The minority includes rednecks, Beach kids, and the elite AP group.

Certain teachers at Cypress give off the impression that they never really stopped smoking weed and others like to have political debates with their classes. Cypress is infamous for it's "You know you go to CLHS if..." MySpace bullitens and it's thrice-monthly drug searches-which almost always round-up a few oblivious children.

Common characteristics for seniors enrolled at CLHS include getting obliterated almost every weekend and as a result, completing all of the previous Friday's assigned homework on Monday morning during the first few periods of the day, taking more road trips across the state of Florida than is probably necessary, slowly losing more and more sleep as the year goes on (especially pertaining to AP students), taking a fourth year of French just because Mrs. McCarthy is awesome, and becoming best friends with your guidance counselor.

Memorable days for CLHS include the Senior Parade of the class of '07, where pupils were found vomiting in classroom rubbish bins, jumping on teacher-owned vehicles, and running from the drug-search-cops with paper bags over their heads. Also, the '08 mock-election of Mrs. McGalliard's AP class that concluded in a successful ass-whooping of Barack Obama.

A high school career spent at Cypress Lake High School is never forgotten.
"What high school did you go to?"
"Cypress Lake High School"
"..."
"That's right."
by Ay bb March 13, 2009
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shaker heights

A suburb of Cleveland, Ohio which is a "bubble" in that it has an equal amount of black and white people. The school system is excellent, but the taxes are very high. Some of the areas are extremely upper class, while others are lower class. Known for its abundance of trees. Not incredibly exciting, but overall a great place to live.
Shaker Heights, Ohio is the best place around Cleveland to live because every other suburb around it is either all black or all white.
by mr. shoelace January 25, 2009
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West Florence High School

West Florence High School - Sure the traffic getting to and from West Florence sucks, but who wouldn't want to go to a school that was ranked #1 in the country for drug use ;)? Run by a drunk, it is a place of top notch learning. If one is thinking about going to West, One should rethink it. It is overcrowded and students have to shit in the outdoor "bathrooms." As a freshman students have all classes outside. On the otherhand the school is across the street from a Walmart ... so ... um, yea ... some good deals there.

West even has Advanced Placement classes such as: Fecal Studies, Dave Chappelle-onomics, and Intro. to Ditch Digging. West does very well in sports (sometimes); the track and X-country teams run like oiled gazelles. The WF tennis team hits harder than Chris Brown and the Golf team screams so loud the birds rattle out of their trees.
Student 1 "Dude, I'm so ready to not be going to West Florence High School anymore!"
Student 2 "Yea, it pretty much sucks here, BYAH!"
by MÅDK!D August 27, 2009
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high crack

a butt crack that is 6 to 8 inches above the waste line
she had such a high crack she had to lay down to take a shit!
by fah q September 28, 2004
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high horse syndrome

The uncontrollable urge to correct anybody at any time. Most people tend to claim they are correct even down to opinion. Large amounts of insults and arguments are to break out by these people.
"Wow Anon is being really annoying with saying blue is better than pink."
"Don't take it personal, it's just his high horse syndrome."
by LennyFaces February 18, 2017
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public high

Public High is the state of being high as to where you are pretty blitzed, but you can still function in public and hold relatively intelligent conversations.
"Man you couldn't even talk at that party last night." -Guy 1
"Yea dude, I was waayyy past public high, man. I was too gone." -Guy 2
by zachman4589 October 27, 2009
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Nolensville High School

Nolensville High School is home of the Knights, sluts, and hypocrites. Typically, the sophomore and junior class are the center of drugs, nudes, and sex scandals. Recently, Nolensville High School’s Sophomore class has had hypocrites that may or may not get snitched on for their consequential actions. Nolensville High School has either really douchey people or some very nice and lit people.
Nolensville High School, Home of the Knights. Nolensville’s hoes have became hypocrites.
by Ottomous Prime October 8, 2017
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