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German Helmet Print

Similar to a mushroom stamp, it's the act of smacking someone so hard with the head of your penis, that it leaves a red mark in the shape of a German helmet.
After she blew me, I gave her a German helmet print.
by Tubzilla January 20, 2009
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Helen Keller

A Hellen Keller is when your girl is giving head, pull out at the last minute and pop a load in her eyes, then karate chop her in her windpipe.
I Helen Kellered my girl last night, thats why she's still choking, damn Helen Keller.
by Vaginal Secret October 3, 2009
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Helene

That new girl is such a helene
by Bitchasdhoe April 20, 2020
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Helmet Moon

When everything has gone stoopid...
When things go consistantly weird or people seem edgy all around everyone always asks... "is it a full moon?"
Well, when everything has gone stoopid and you seem to see Rtards everywhere the appropriate question would be..."is it a helmet moon?"
If you meet someone who seems to consistantly lack common sense it could be said that they were "born under a helmet moon".
"whats wrong?"

"everything has just gone stoopid today..."

"must be a Helmet Moon ..."
by KrimsonFurey October 18, 2008
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Hellen Keller Moment

A Hellen Keller Moment is when you go full retard(never go full retard). When you forget something really simple, or have a "Brain Fart". If you have "selective hearing", that is a good example of this.
Teacher: Jimmy, what is 2+3?
Jimmy:Uuhh, 74.
Teacher: No Jimmy, it's 5.

Jimmy:Sorry teach, I had a Hellen Keller Moment.
by MaxBossBaker2 June 21, 2017
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Helen Keller

verb; a sexual act between a man and a woman in which the man ejaculates into the eyes of the woman and claps both of her ears simultaneously, creating the illusion that she is both blind and deaf
John: How did your date go last night?
Bill: I Helen Kellered that bitch
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Helen

Helen is not shy usually takes advantage of guys dates everyone at school and is just a hoe and not very smart cuz she just cheats off of her smart boyfriend.
hey, guys, did u see Helen over there OMG she's such a hoe no wonder her friends don't like her anymore she's so selfish and a hoe.
by The girl that knows shit February 29, 2020
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