haverfraud

A Haverford College male undergrad who fucks with your head and screws with your heart.
Any spoiled, trust-fund baby Haverford College student who pretends to be a socially-concerned, liberal, anti-war, mellow wonderful dude but who is actually planning to become a corporate SUIT just like his Daddy the minute he matriculates. Beware: all his "peace, baby" bullshit is just for show (or uttered in an effort to get your bra off). Very toxic, mutant strain of asshole rich-boy. Do not breed with this one.

"Biff said he went to the peace rally...but later I found out he spent the day in the tunnels having cheesesteaks and beer with the rest of the Cricket team! He's such a HAVERFRAUD!!!"
OR

"OMG---Teddy told me he wanted to start a vegetarian farm-cooperative to feed the homeless when he graduates from Haverford, but according to our alumni magazine, he's a government agent just like his Dad---I can't believe I let that HAVERFRAUD get into my pants!"

by poppysister August 21, 2006

I have 3 balls

A phrase meaning: "I am special" (not 'special' in the handicapable sense). Used when someone ask what makes you so special or what your problem is. Or commonly used when bored or striking up a conversation with a woman (not really). I think I should note that I really do have 3 testicles (for your consideration ladies).

My Homeboy:"What makes you so special that makes you able to rap you cracka!?"

Me:"I have 3 balls..."

My Homeboy:"Woah... Forget I asked..."

by Mista Flow AKA The Fiend February 14, 2009

YOU HAVE AN AMAZING RACK

Trolling material used for trolling flat-chested women, or women in general due to blunt offensiveness. Coined in the movie The Hangover.

MY FRIEND THINKS YOUR BONERIFIC AND WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

PS: YOU HAVE AN AMAZING RACK

by DynamicMOO August 2, 2010

I just have really high standards

What people say when asked why they aren't dating anyone. It can be true or maybe they're jsut ugly as hell.

"Why don't you have a boyfriend"
"I just have really high standards"

by kaly June 28, 2004

East Haven

a town that everybody hates on. Most are jealous because you have no sense of style and your mother doesn't love you. Contrary to popular belief, not everyone in this town acts Italian (although who can blame them because Italians are awesome.) The BLOWOUT, originated in North Branford, do your homework. If you're going to insult us do it properly.

Hanging out a Club D&D or Lowes is always better than loitering around a house like a bunch of Porch Monkeys (i.e. Fair Haven, New Haven etc.) We spend money, because, shockingly, WE HAVE IT.

Does your town have an amazing soda company? Does it have it's own Christmas Song? Hi Hater.

and please, it's East Haven. if you're not from here, you're not allowed to call it Staven!

It's only okay when you talk ish about it when you live here.

North Branford Goon 1: What are we doing tonight?
North Branford Goon 2: I don't know, call some people from East Haven.

Sleazy Haven, Staven, E Staven, Easy Haven

by eeee Staven March 9, 2009

New Haven

A s***hole of a town in CT. Poor whites, poor blacks, and a lot of smelly losers. Nobody wants to live/visit there but often are forced to in order to better their career through Yale. If Yale didn't exist the s***hole surrounding it known as New Haven wouldn't exist.

Hartford is a total dump but New Haven is where anything good goes to die.

by h8newhaven April 4, 2011

have a bat

To wank

I think it's the right time to have a bat!

by thewizardandhisfellows September 16, 2013