Hairy Tarantula

A vagina that is so hairy it appears to be a tarantula

Dude, that girls got a Hairy Tarantula!

by Ballz12354 February 17, 2022

Bloody Hairy

A woman with an exceptional amount of pubic hair on her period without a pad or tampon...

When I got naked in gym class, the other girls looked in horror at my blood-stained pubic hair. It was a Bloody Hairy for sure.

by Illumicunti February 12, 2018

Hairy Martinez

The act of applying a commercial grade adhesive to ones upper lip and then subsequently having that individual perform fellatio after not man-scaping for several months.

"OMG Becky you need to wax your mustache, it looks like Chad gave you a Hairy Martinez last night."

by Deputy Derp June 25, 2019

hairy callous

A gal who looks like she should be a dainty palm but is way too independent for her own good. Usually a lesbian.

"That girl is so hot, man!"

"Don't even, dude, she is such a hairy callous."

by 'dork October 10, 2006

hairy barnacle

Basically a nipple.

Two things attached to your chest sorta like barnacles on a ship.... But they're hairy.

I have a third hairy barnacle....... wanna see?

by SlipperyGypsy01 November 29, 2017

Hairy Tuna

A girls vagina that is very hairy ,unshaven. Also she has a dirty snatch that smells fishy.

Wow that girl I was with last night had a serious case of( hairy tuna).

by Boots and puss May 27, 2016

Hairy Morris

(n)

1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.

2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.

1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.

2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.

by Maddermonk February 26, 2011