shut the fucking door john the cops are here

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops

SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023

Bring dat azz back here

When you want your girl to hurry back so you can give her a blasting

Girl bring dat azz back here!

by BlkDriver June 6, 2021

Anyway, here’s a brownie recipe

A comment you find in almost EVERY VIDEO, followed by a brownie recipe

Viewer: *Watches video*
Viewer: *goes to comment section*
Comment: Anyway, here’s a brownie recipe…

by anonymous January 10, 2024

Here we eat the potato

To waste a valuable thing or resource on impulse or in a fit of insanity

Jaiden: I have the choice to eat this fucking potato and not plant it at all!
Slimecicle: EAT IT!
Jaiden: I'M GONNA FUCKING EAT IT
Jaiden: I'M EATING THE FUCKING POTATO! ITS GONE! ITS GONE!

Etoiles: Sorry for throwing out the arrow
Baghera: It's fine. Here we eat the potato

by Bolas?!?! November 15, 2023

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by The real Benjamin Earthmover January 20, 2025

its so preppy in here

that feeling when you walk into a school bathroom and it looks like the 6th circle of heck 😍 (satire ofc)
originally from a clip of some girl walking into a store full of preppy stuff

girl: *walks into bathroom that smells like the back of a mcdonalds, 5 day old throwup, and crap*
girl: omg its so preppy in here

by super awesome gurl December 16, 2023

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025