A whiny little manchild that can't wrap his head around the fact that you don't get rewarded for doing something you're supposed to be doing. Will fall in love with you after one 5 minute conversation and will say you're "not like those other bitches".
Also confused as to what being "Nice" actually means, and is more often than not a horrible, vile human being, that will put effort into treating you like a human being every once in a while, and then throw a massive temper tantrum when he doesn't get his dick wet for doing it. Has almost nothing else going for him and think being "nice" should be enough to get any super model to marry him, despite having no other even interesting qualities. Always runs after women so far out of his league they're not even in the same solar system any more, and then rants about what a cunt she is when she gets together with her hot, educated lawyer/doctor/engineer boyfriend instead of the usually gag-inducingly unattractive and socially retarded Nice Guy.
Also confused as to what being "Nice" actually means, and is more often than not a horrible, vile human being, that will put effort into treating you like a human being every once in a while, and then throw a massive temper tantrum when he doesn't get his dick wet for doing it. Has almost nothing else going for him and think being "nice" should be enough to get any super model to marry him, despite having no other even interesting qualities. Always runs after women so far out of his league they're not even in the same solar system any more, and then rants about what a cunt she is when she gets together with her hot, educated lawyer/doctor/engineer boyfriend instead of the usually gag-inducingly unattractive and socially retarded Nice Guy.
He said he was a Nice Guy. but when I told him I wasn't single he called me a cunt and now he won't stop sending me these disgusting texts.
by notitsmcgee July 18, 2016
Get the nice guymug. Whatever sad fucks posted those definitions must be sick of Landon beating them in everything. Yes, Landon is an all boys school, as is GTown Prep, we tool u public school sad fucks in everything. Why dont u grow a dick and stop talking shit on the internet.
Public School kid- Hey dude look at that Landon kid......LANDON IS ALL BOYS HAHAHA
Landon kid- Stfu (beats up all of them)
other Landon kid- Oh its alright, hes gonna mow my lawn someday
Landon kid- Stfu (beats up all of them)
other Landon kid- Oh its alright, hes gonna mow my lawn someday
by Kunal April 10, 2005
Get the landon guymug. Person 1: „Hey, what are you into“
*90‘s shitbox drives by*
Person 2: „uhhhh I love this car“
Person 1: „yep okay, you are a car guy“
*90‘s shitbox drives by*
Person 2: „uhhhh I love this car“
Person 1: „yep okay, you are a car guy“
by Max and Liviu August 26, 2021
Get the Car Guymug. A guy who is rlly chill, doesn’t mind social media and doesn’t rlly care how many followers he has. He’s rlly kind and humorous and thinks of others before himself. (i got this definition from miss remi ashton, joselyn, and lils from the shared channel)
friend: wow, i need to find a guy like that, he is just so compassionate!
remi: ik he’s such a 307 guy
remi: ik he’s such a 307 guy
by moonlightbae9933 June 29, 2019
Get the 307 guymug. HOT HOTT HOTT!!!!!!!! you boys are sooooo hot i cant believe that im "related" to you yesssss! well see u guys around!
girl:hey landon guy come over and rock my boat!
landon guy:no! i have the holton girls *goes over to holton girl and starts to make out w/ her*
landon guy:no! i have the holton girls *goes over to holton girl and starts to make out w/ her*
by lizzie April 17, 2005
Get the landon guymug. Peter: look Brian my ABC soup is sending me a message, it says ooooooooooooooooooooooo
Brian: Peter those are cheerios
Family Guy
Brian: Peter those are cheerios
Family Guy
by dontworrybehappy September 28, 2005
Get the family guymug. by Koolguy_GT500 October 16, 2008
Get the Kool Guymug.