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Grease Wizard

An individual whom has an inordinate volume of grease in their hair.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.

The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.
Mich: "Hey look at the Grease Wizard type 2 over there"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"
by oblyboblie June 15, 2023
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Grease log

A long/chunk of wood that you have been poring you're bacon grease and/or camp cooking grease on that will then later be put on the fire at the end of the camp trip. Aka the last long.
You must also chant "grease log" while the selected person places it on the fire.
Now that its the end of the camping trip its time to put on the grease log.
by Wildandschmit June 25, 2023
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Grosserrific

Something super gross but also super terrific

An Example: slime
girl: ewww!
boy: Grosserific!
Grosserrific
by Siblings_Fight July 2, 2023
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Grosse Ile

An island full of rich white kids. Here's a story for you: in may of 2016, our high school lacrosse team slowly tortured and killed a guinea pig, and drank some of its blood as a pre-game ritual for good luck. You can look this up, there are multiple news stories about it. I heard that Peta said something about it, though I can't find that.
by whyaretherenousernames July 18, 2023
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Grease Intolerance

The Worst Condition Ever If You’re An Anglophile

But If You Ate Fish & Chips Or Anything That’s Too Greasy Then You’ll Usually Get Diarrhoea On Your Shorts
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Amaris How Dare You Get Diarrhoea From Fish & Chips That’s It You’re Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded For 1000 Years Go To Your Room Right Now

Because Of Her Grease Intolerance Steven Took Away Her Electronics
by BabyTV Addict September 17, 2023
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Grossed

When you gross it, you had the the worst DM week in history. 1 4 4 things could go wrong and do go wrong. you got 1 4 4 problems and CLIP ain't one.
Yo! That DM week was JACKed up. He really grossed it.

Be on the looking out for a grossing, make sure you are on PTO when it's his turn.
by Kid Caesar September 20, 2023
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by yohancanspell October 9, 2023
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