gratelva

A sexual act in which one man, let's call him Matteo, acts as a bridge between his two female neighbours, who are equipped with strap-ons.

Person one: Hey what are you up to this weekend?

Person two: it's gonna be a gratelva-type weekend. Matteo's been way too horny recently and he needs to get that out.

by Sigmamale07 May 4, 2024

gateshead central taxies

A bus company in the North East of England which is known for its dodgy af buses and shit service, often seen at the scrapyard picking out fiat ducato parts and the retirement home for new drivers. They also have some dodgy dealings with the governement.

Aye mate just gonna get on a gateshead central taxies bus and get a single and a bag of crack cocaine.

by Martjin Gilbert May 10, 2024

Gates to Heaven

the fleshy skin folds that protect the clitoris/vagina

aka labia/lips

Him: I just wanna pierce your gates to heaven
Her: First you'll have to eat it

by ValdFromMoscow May 20, 2024

Gatestone institute

The pub

5 o'clock lads! Want to meet at the gatestone institute before going back to your wives?

by Tropbienharcdorelove December 2, 2024

gratis glance

Da brief inspection/diagnosis dat yer local repair-person may perform on your mildly-malfunctioning equipment for free, if you ask him reeeeeaaaalllyyyy nicely.

If you either purchased da not-working-quite-right device at da same "sales 'n' service" shop from where you're requesting da help wif said cranky contraption, or you do a good amount of business at said establishment anyway, da staffpeople there may be a lot more willing to favor you wif a "gratis glance", since you'll already be a "preferred customer" whom they want to keep happy.

by QuacksO January 20, 2025

Gravessence

Gravessence: (noun) The inherent weight or significance of a moment or decision that feels both heavy and transformative.

The gravessence of her choice to leave her job was felt by everyone around her.

by Drakovi Bloodrose February 8, 2025

Gatespreading

The act of taking up multiple seats by a single person at an airport gate. Usually a passive-aggressive assortment of bags, food, or body parts. Eye-contact is rarely made.

Damn, the gates packed and there’s like 20 mofos gatespreading here!

by Cranky52 April 17, 2025