Giraffeinated

Slang for being super high. "I'm high as giraffe pussy."

"Damn dude I can barely concentrate I'm so giraffeinated."

by Purplesuede22 December 7, 2023

Gaffneyd

Being Gaffneyd is being contacted by Dean Gaffney who is prolific on the dating apps. A man who uses his "fame" to get dates. A man who isn't fussy, so if you haven't been Gaffneyd yet, there is still time!

You've been Gaffneyd!

by Birdbean February 21, 2024

Gaffneyd

When one has been contacted by Dean Gaffney on one of the many social media or dating sites he uses.

Me: Oh girls, it’s obviously my turn now Iv been contacted by Dean Gaffney on hinge.
The girls: ahahhahaha you’ve been Gaffneyd

by Libarrr February 21, 2024

Glaffing

The act of penetrating a moldy pickle while it is up the anus of a dead ferret, then blending the ferret and pickle up and feeding it to a child with down syndrome

Hey, want to go Glaffing by the elementary school later...

by A.H. Retard March 20, 2024

giraffefing

When you shove your head in your partner’s asshole and clean the inside with your tongue

-He babe you wanna do some giraffefing

- only if you clean it

by Real10374 April 1, 2024

Giraffe

This word is used for tall ass people. Can be used as an insult or sum shit idk.

Kaleb: "Bro, you ugly as shit."
Kareem: "Shut up, giraffe ahh nigga."

by 4kxar April 8, 2024

giraffe illness

When you think you are dieing, every time you see a new on your body or feel sick.

Joey is Deffinitly having a giraffe illness. He fell drunk last night into a thorn bush; woke up thinking he's dieing from the scratches all over his body.

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 17, 2024