Germany

A country that used to be one of the most powerful in the world, but that after WW2 was made into an American style republic. Now led by Chancellor Angela Merkel, a puppet of the USA, It could be the 51 st state. It retains some of its traditions, but only to retain tourism and make profit in an american capitalist way. Also the butt of many jokes, because of its failure during WW2.

A jew walking in Germany, spits on the floor and slaps a german woman in the face. A policeman comes to arrest him.
"You are under arrest Sir"
Jew shows him his Israeli passport
"Im sorry to have bothered you Sir, Goodbye"

by NIKKK777 October 21, 2008

german kissing

Using a lot of tongue and rubbing a teddy bear

Hey aimee, i heard that guy last night was german kissing you with his favorite teddy bear
"ya dez, it was insane."

by aimee chan June 22, 2008

German Breakfast

the man fills the womans vagina with cum,then they both eat cereal out of it.

"me and the wife had a good old fashioned German Breakfast."

by big peen joe June 12, 2013

german bitch

The act of fucking a girl from behind, then killing her with your elbows.

"How did you mom die?"
"Someone killed her by givin her a German Bitch

by Yo madre essay November 26, 2006

German

A game originated in Southern California; When someone says or does something stupid you clench your hand in to a "black power" type fist and give them a hit on the top of their head to acknowledge their stupidity

"Hey John, How come they are called the Los Angeles Lakers?"
"GERMAN!!!!"

by Conan O Brian November 2, 2009

German Clergy

Shoving your entire face in someones ass cheeks.

I just gave her a German Clergy

by Doctor Dirty May 1, 2009

German Handshake

Quite similar to The ever popular "shocker", the german handshake offers not two in the pink and one in the stink, but one in the pink and four in the stink. This form of greeting people was banned and later outlawed in germany shortly after the end of world war 2, and looked upon as a taboo greeting, used only by dirty minded old german men in cheesy pornography.

"Guten Tag Fräulein!" insert four fingers into stink, one thumb into pink and shake hand rapidly to make the German Handshake

by Mr. Shivles April 13, 2009