Fridge goblin

Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.

Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.

Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.

The fridge goblin ate half of my Creamsicle and put it back into the box with no rapper.

by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025

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cart goblin

(noun) A mythical goblin that steals the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.

I was trying to buy a low print run comic book, but the cart goblin beat to me.

by MrGrimmace February 10, 2021

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Fridge goblin

Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.

Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.

Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.

The fridge goblin ate half of my Creamsicle and put it back in the box with no wrapper.

by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025

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crotch goblin

A word referring to children or babies.

A word used by incels, usually on reddit.

They hate children because they can't have them or are generally a terrible person.

From Childfree subreddit: "Those breeders take it very personally when you call their semen demons or crotch goblins anything besides a perfect angel from heaven."

by Дecca September 27, 2023

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