Goblib

A terrible creature from the depths
Goblin liberal

"Hey you're being a real goblib"
"Woah!"

by Ikswoksyz January 15, 2022

Goblin-shoes

Instead of saying ‘god bless you’ when someone sneezes, say ‘goblin-shoes’. Goblins are just as fairy tale like and made up as god is, so have a little fun when someone sneezes.

Somebody: *SNEEZE*
You: Goblin-shoes! (Instead of bless you or god bless you)

by Oakleigh’s January 16, 2022

Goblin

Similar to a troll, a Goblin will post a statement that is obviously controversial, incorrect, defamatory, etc, on a social media platform in order to trigger an emotional response from people but instead of doing it for the reason of feeding off negativity, they do it for reason of acquiring klout and getting more clicks for their platform.

"that dude obviously knows what hes saying is messed up but it will obviously get him more shares and attention on tiktok sick of these goblins on here, try doing something original"

by Ro-BoWombo January 26, 2022

Goblet Blowjob

When you suck a dick in the middle of a deep squat.

I couldn't get my squat form right, until I tried the goblet blowjob.

by Banana Boom December 18, 2021

Goblin

A pound of marijuana

Zack wants to buy a goblin

by anonymous February 9, 2022

Goblification

The opposite of yassification

Daniel! You can't do that!
I'm going full goblification mode Derrek.

by if u know you know February 19, 2022

Gobla

If you are a girl and ever see the Gobla, hide your pussy and run. The Gobla is in love with pussy and will do anything to obtain the top tier. Usually the Gobla can be identified as an eightteen year old Mexijew with a supreme shirt. The Gobla also Nelks really hard every weekend.

"I'm gonna call my mom"- Random Person

"No dont call your mom"- Gobla

*attempts to make out with girl while you are on the phone*

by Taeskibiznus March 16, 2022