Goon

1. An odd, cute, but very dumb oafish person.
2. A hired thug

1. "Steph, you are the biggest goon"

2. "Steph, you need to stop being such a goon and quit beating up George."

by God May 27, 2003

Goon Squad

I'm suprised no one has put this definition, yet but it can also refer to the hip hop group led by rapper Trick Trick.

"Lemme me hear you holla Goon Squad in this bitch! "

-Trick Trick (Feat. Eminem) Welcome 2 Detroit

by banan14kab April 29, 2011

goon

an asshole who chills at a cornerstore and dont buy shit

Look at that motherfuckin goon over there. He aint doin shit.

by Jamal July 28, 2004

Goonie

A(n) Ugly ass person, very odd looking or dumb looking, almost retarded

A Goonie would be a person when you look at them you almost burst out laughing or just shake your head..

Ex. Yo Trey you see that Goonie hes ugly as fuck!

by Bobby Light...Trigga Trey January 12, 2010

goons

another name for breasts

wow Marc, Nick did you see the size of that chicks GOONS!

by marcs mum June 20, 2010

Gooner

Someone who sniffs poppers excessively whilst masturbating

Ugh, Desmond is such a gooner

by Dicklodocus November 15, 2022

goon

A small animal that looks similar to a miniature jolly green giant. it lives in the woods in trees. They are used for game hunting. They only eat sprouts, so if you find a bunch of sprouts on the ground look for a GOON! But be careful cuz their only allies are other goons, spicolis, and GINGERS! Led by Onaga (AKA Patty Dabber)Goons are also used to run plays to NFL quarterbacks during games. AND THEY DONT LIVE IN HOLES!

OMG! Did you see the size of that GOON?!?!?

by pigskin072 January 17, 2008